Dude, I wanna pound that slamazon.
Last night I was at this party, and it was a Slamazon Rain Forest. I really thought I was gonna get my dick wet in the Slamazon River. Turns out, I just got my ass kicked and went home alone.
Last night I was at this party, and it was a Slamazon Rain Forest. I really thought I was gonna get my dick wet in the Slamazon River. Turns out, I just got my ass kicked and went home alone.
by Young Money 69 September 9, 2010
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"Howard where the hell where you? Horse surgery is a two-person job. You know that."
"Sorry honey. I was busy shopping on Slamazon."
"Sorry honey. I was busy shopping on Slamazon."
by jockerty April 1, 2019
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Ordering an item on Amazon and claiming it never arrived to your home which results in a refund and you can keep the item.
by Arnie2016 May 16, 2016
Get the scamazon mug.1. The phenomenon observed in search engines, particularly Google, where the top search results are saturated with low-quality Amazon product listings, dubious review articles, or content from major publishers containing Amazon affiliate links, despite these sources often having little to no genuine experience with the products in question.
2. The frustration or disillusionment experienced by internet users when attempting to find authentic reviews or products, but instead encountering a barrage of seemingly sponsored Amazon content, affiliate-driven blog posts, or poorly rated Amazon products that have somehow made their way to the top of search results.
2. The frustration or disillusionment experienced by internet users when attempting to find authentic reviews or products, but instead encountering a barrage of seemingly sponsored Amazon content, affiliate-driven blog posts, or poorly rated Amazon products that have somehow made their way to the top of search results.
Person 1: "Hey, did you find a good coffee maker online yet?"
Person 2: "No, every time I search for one, I just get a bunch of Spamazon. Half the links are to shoddy products, and the other half are to 'review' sites that haven't even tried the stuff they're recommending!"
Person 2: "No, every time I search for one, I just get a bunch of Spamazon. Half the links are to shoddy products, and the other half are to 'review' sites that haven't even tried the stuff they're recommending!"
by chickenmcfweeb October 20, 2023
Get the Spamazon mug.Getting free shipping through amazon by signing up for multiple free trials of amazon prime. This only works for people living in suburbs. This is because in many suburbs, town boundaries are not exact, and several different town names can be used in mailing addresses which won't cause the mail to be sent to the wrong place. Using the Philadelphia suburbs as an example, a piece of mail sent to XXXX Conestoga Road in ROSEMONT Pennsylvania will still be sent to the correct house if the town name is changed to GARETT HILL, BRYN MAWR, RADNOR, VILLANOVA, ST. DAVIDS, or ITHAN.
So here's how it works. Amazon gives a free 1 month trial of Amazon Prime (with free 2 day shipping) to all new users. Simply sign up for your first one, but don't add more than one card to the account. In the meantime, change the town name on your other cards and order new ones with your name printed on them in different ways (middle name, no middle name, nickname, full first name, etc.). When your first free trial expires, sign up for a new account with a different email address, username, and a different card. Because your name and address are different, amazon won't figure out that you are the same person. Keep doing it until you are out of credit cards, town names, or variations on your name.
So here's how it works. Amazon gives a free 1 month trial of Amazon Prime (with free 2 day shipping) to all new users. Simply sign up for your first one, but don't add more than one card to the account. In the meantime, change the town name on your other cards and order new ones with your name printed on them in different ways (middle name, no middle name, nickname, full first name, etc.). When your first free trial expires, sign up for a new account with a different email address, username, and a different card. Because your name and address are different, amazon won't figure out that you are the same person. Keep doing it until you are out of credit cards, town names, or variations on your name.
A man named George Herbert Walker Bush wants to do some online shopping, without paying for shipping. So he decides to start scamazonning. He signs up for an Amazon account with a free trial of Amazon Prime, with a card that says GEORGE BUSH. He then changes the name of the town he lives in on all of his other credit and debit cards, and has his other cards printed up to say GEORGE W BUSH, GEORGE H BUSH, GEORGE H W BUSH, GEORGE HERBERT WALKER BUSH, G BUSH, G W BUSH, G H BUSH, G H W BUSH, and GEO BUSH. After each trial expires, he signs up for a new account with a different card, utilizing a different free yahoo email account. He is thus able to extend the 1 month free shipping to 9 months.
by schnappoulop October 17, 2012
Get the scamazonning mug.by veintappa April 23, 2005
Get the slamzone mug.Typing up fake or sham reviews of any product to be found on Amazon.com, in order to mystify, ruin or simply amuse prospective purchasers.
Common entries completely redefine products (genre-wise) or reveal intrinsic plot lines or twists to spoil films, books, etc.
Common entries completely redefine products (genre-wise) or reveal intrinsic plot lines or twists to spoil films, books, etc.
Mephistoles: "Hey, Rupert, What shall I write for this shamazon about The Sixth Sense?"
Rupert: "Tell them Bruce Willis dies at the end."
Rupert: "Tell them Bruce Willis dies at the end."
by Benito Incognito January 31, 2006
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