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A slutton is a person addicted to befriending sluts, or engaging in activity with them.A slutton seems to find comfort in the company of sluts, whether for sexual relief, or simply to make themselves feel better. Some sluttons do indeed join close friendships with sluts. Sluttons are mysterious but not uncommon creatures who can normallly be found in the phonebook of a slut.
"Why is he always hanging out with these girls?"
"I don't know, he's such a slutton".
slutton by Nana93 May 7, 2009

Slutzone 

A metaphorical location in which one is placed when judged as only suitable for disposable sexual activity by a romantic interest.

See also: Friendzone
"I was really hoping Marco would call me back after that amazing night, but I think I've been slutzoned."
Slutzone by MirandaStarlight September 27, 2011
A fat, horny slut. Preys on the weak and vunerable.
"What the shit happened last night? I woke up in bed with *insert fat horny slut*"

"Yea you dont wanna get drunk around her, shes a slutton"
Slutton by isotonicsportsdrink January 26, 2012
A bathrobe donned with the intention of prompt removal.
Shaniqualaquisha Amber Brown showed up on her boyfriend's doorstep wearing nothing but a slutrobe.
Married man who repeatedly cheats on his trophy wife with sluts and prostitues.
Arthur is always out high now doing the full slutton act on his Mrs!
Slutton by BachedMan May 4, 2018

Slutmonster 

This chick is an all-out flithy skank. One could definitely score a rim job off this little number. Good for a quick game of hide the salami as long as you double wrap it.
Horn: "Oh man, that chick looks like she would totally let me donkey punch her... what a slutmonster!"
Slutmonster by Red Freeman August 28, 2004
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
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