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slutasauras

The biggest, sluttiest, dirtiest, person ever. So slutty, they only deserves a name shared with the biggest creatures to ever roam the planet.
Guy #1-That girl gang-banged the Broncos!

Guy #2-I wouldn't hit that shit man, shez a slutasauras!
by Lovetaker88 November 5, 2007
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Slutasaurus Rex

Krista, you are such a Slutasaurus Rex!! Put the dick down and feed yo' baby!
by Cory Medland (C Mak) April 25, 2003
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Slutasaurus

The slutasaurus is one of the sluttiest creatures and most often featured in popular culture around the world. It hails from what is now the western United States, more specifically Kirkland, WA. Some people consider slutasaurus to be a species of dinosaur similar to the T. Rex while others maintain and are correct in believing the slutasaurus is a separate genus commonly likened to a dirty whore.

the slutasaurus is very sexually promiscuous and usually engages in sexual acts that are disapproved of, obviously. unlike your everyday slut you will not find the slutasaures standing on the corner of Aurora or any other street corner for that matter. The slutasaures is commonly found burrowed in it's slutasaures den where it's visitors line up for a little slutasaures action. If you are interested in finding out more about the slutasaures you will have to do some investigative research on where to best locate one of the aforementioned dens.
I usually end up burrowing with the same slutasaurus every week. Her den has the largest selection of inappropriate toys. true that playa.
by kellyka December 20, 2007
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Slutosaurus Rex

The largest land penivore of all time. Preys on all types of penises, regardless of shape or size. While larger penises such as the BBC (Big Black Cock) are a difficult prey to take down, the Slutosaurus Rex swallows them with ease; sometimes consuming as much as 4-5 per night to satisfy its massive appetite.
Tyrone: Damn!!! Dat slutosaurus rex swallowed my 9-incher whole!
by gmanator October 14, 2011
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Slutasaurus Rex

get away from me you slutasaurus rex! go find someone else to ********************
by wowsers May 7, 2003
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Sluttasaurus Rex

characterized by multiple venereal diseases resulting in genital warts, open sores, foul discharge and sterility; diseases including but not limited to syphilis, herpes, chlamydia, gonorrhea, and HIV/AIDS.
lady gaga is a Sluttasaurus Rex.
by hunterlilly13 May 31, 2009
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sluntasaurus

See: slunt.

An elusive creature, native to Alberta, Canada. A creature so heinous, it not only looks like trailer trash, it acts like it too. Nocturnal.
Did you see what she was wearing last night? What a sluntasaurus!
by eggsbenny April 25, 2009
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