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Slutasaurus Rex 

Krista, you are such a Slutasaurus Rex!! Put the dick down and feed yo' baby!

Slutasaurus 

The slutasaurus is one of the sluttiest creatures and most often featured in popular culture around the world. It hails from what is now the western United States, more specifically Kirkland, WA. Some people consider slutasaurus to be a species of dinosaur similar to the T. Rex while others maintain and are correct in believing the slutasaurus is a separate genus commonly likened to a dirty whore.

the slutasaurus is very sexually promiscuous and usually engages in sexual acts that are disapproved of, obviously. unlike your everyday slut you will not find the slutasaures standing on the corner of Aurora or any other street corner for that matter. The slutasaures is commonly found burrowed in it's slutasaures den where it's visitors line up for a little slutasaures action. If you are interested in finding out more about the slutasaures you will have to do some investigative research on where to best locate one of the aforementioned dens.
I usually end up burrowing with the same slutasaurus every week. Her den has the largest selection of inappropriate toys. true that playa.
Slutasaurus by kellyka December 20, 2007

Slutosaurus Rex 

The largest land penivore of all time. Preys on all types of penises, regardless of shape or size. While larger penises such as the BBC (Big Black Cock) are a difficult prey to take down, the Slutosaurus Rex swallows them with ease; sometimes consuming as much as 4-5 per night to satisfy its massive appetite.
Tyrone: Damn!!! Dat slutosaurus rex swallowed my 9-incher whole!
Slutosaurus Rex by gmanator October 14, 2011

slutosarus 

a very slutty person, and is so slutty that they take on the sarus on the end for maximum sluttyness
that girl fucked 6 guys last night. Shes such a slutosarus

Slutasorousrex 

Pertaining to but not limited to the biggest skank ass hoe alive. This person is usually referred to as "the one the whole town ran a train on last night for a dollar." The slutasorousrex is also known as a skankasorousrex, and usually is at the top of the list of all sluts in the town. Has been known to eat the client after intercourse has concluded.
Damn, that bitch will slut out for anyone john!
Oh, you haven't heard? Jenny is a slutasorousrex, and has every disease known to mankind.
Damn that's a nasty bitch
Slutasorousrex by Deluxe9479 February 26, 2009

Slutasaurus Rex 

get away from me you slutasaurus rex! go find someone else to ********************
Slutasaurus Rex by wowsers May 7, 2003