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slurpy slurp

when ur girlfriend slurps all the semen from your cock
Person 1: Hey dude, how was last night?
Person 2: She slurpy slurped all my cum, it was lit.
by Nebulaaa January 22, 2017
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slurp slurpy boom boom

The act of licking someone of the same sex`s hand and while they`re confused, punching them in the face twice.
Brianna slurp slurpy boom boomed her mom and didnt even get grounded.
by Shok September 9, 2012
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Slurp Slurp Jerp Jerp 3000

A specific dicksucking move that always results in projectile ejaculation. If you have ever had it preformed on you, you’d know it.
male: “damn babe the slurp slurp jerp jerp 3000? i knew i loved you
female: “you know how i do
by madsillybb October 30, 2018
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slurp slurp bitch

when that bitch just keeps downing all that tea that you keep spilling bc you are gossip spreading whore :) FOR REAL

(yall were thinking that dirty business *shakes head* get your mind out of the gutter! )
yes SLURP SLURP BITCH SLURP THAT TEAAAAA UPPPPP
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when your girl horny as fuck she gives you head but not just any head the best head of your life
aye girl give me the triple-slurp-slurp-gargle-turkey-gobble-ash-kashh-abracadabra-throw-a-magi-tonsil-tickle-cheeks-stuff-n-squirtle-glizzy-guzzle-weinie-gulpgawkgawk3000
by da massy man September 10, 2020
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Slurpy slurpy 9000 with a french twist

When you’re getting a blowjob and your girl decides to slobber all over your knob while moving her hands in opposite directions all the while you have your hand mixed in her hair and you can’t help but lay there like a blubbering seal.

WARNING: This will give her the pants in the relationship
Man Sarah gave me that slurpy slurpy 9000 with a french twist last night, and I can look her in the eyes anymore.
by RBGTheGod December 23, 2018
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double slurp slurp no hands 360 wang bang

The act of giving someone a blow job double the slurpity slurp while not using hands with a 360 rotation of the head leading into a wang bang
She gave me the double slurp slurp no hands 360 wang bang last night. It blew my mind
by Pinchudo April 5, 2019
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