jerp

the act of having sex with fruits, vegetables, or small women that look like fruits or vegetables

I jerped all night long and im still lonely.

by whaddup April 24, 2006

jerp

fucking a fruit or vegetable...or both (one in the vagina and one in the ass)

My favorite fruit to jerp is a watermelon. I also like to put some applebutter and strawberry jelly and put it in the watermelon and so i can jerp jerp jerp.

by jerp masta August 2, 2008

Jerp

Gay ass word made up by Lil Wayne in the song "Lollipop". It is a poor excuse for lack of creative ability or grasp of the English language.

However, most hip-hop songs fall victim to the "Jerp Effect".

Told her to back it up like berp berp
And make that ass jump like jerp jerp

by DJ Mohammed Rockafeller August 9, 2008

Jerp

A juicy burp // jerp

Oh man that was a jerp

by Vanene January 10, 2021

Jerp

To suck on a clitoris.

My lady had a long, stressful day dealing with stressful tasks, so I went ahead and jerp’d her.

by Girth Dangerous March 9, 2024

Slurp Slurp Jerp Jerp 3000

A specific dicksucking move that always results in projectile ejaculation. If you have ever had it preformed on you, you’d know it.

male: “damn babe the slurp slurp jerp jerp 3000? i knew i loved you”
female: “you know how i do”

by madsillybb October 30, 2018

slurp a jerp

To suck off a jewish douche bag

if a jew is acting like an asshole or a douche bag to you and you still decide to suck him off, slurp a jerp is what you have done

by headJ. libbs July 18, 2006