Slurkin

-When your balls stick to the inside of your leg.
-One of the most frustrating natural phenomena of which the only cure is to awkwardly reach into the nether region and peel the balls from the leg.

-Whats wrong with you? you seem agitated.
-Yeah im slurkin like a mofo its bothering me

by ACASTLE January 31, 2012

Slurkin'

verb- Super lurking. When someone is pushing the boundaries of generic creeping by making a daring approach. Slurkin' is all about over confident creepers. Can be used as a noun- Slurker.

Hot Bitch 1: How was your night?

Hot Bitch 2: Well, it was good..but all these guys were slurkin' Trying to dance on me, buy me drinks, asking me if I liked horses, telling me I should model outfits made out of dental floss.

Hot Bitch 1: Oh, I hate slurkers.

by KJeannn March 03, 2009

Slurkin'

The act of lurking while wearing a Slanket, also known as a Snuggie.

Look at that fool slurkin' round the house.

by shad0wman January 06, 2009