slucking
when you masturbate without porn and someone walks in so you put your dick inside your pants while your cumming. The person then sees an expanding wet spot on your crotch. The excuse that follows is called slucking.
Related Words
slucking • Slucking Funt • alpine slucking • shucking • sucking dick • sucking • Slacking • slicking • slunking • Sucking Face
SLUCKING
Curling up laying girls head on his thigh and putting his soft cock in her mouth and sleeping(slucking).
After he cums in your mouth and you are still playing you roll over and stay down there and fall asleep.
After he cums in your mouth and you are still playing you roll over and stay down there and fall asleep.
SLUCKING by Freddie1969 August 12, 2009
Slucking
Slucking by Kiarakissess April 2, 2021
Slucking Funt
When the word "BITCH!!!!" just wont do, here we have three glorious insults rolled into two, simple to understand, perfectly legal, non-words. They can be used when a THOT wont begone. It is best delivered loudly, and with plenty of Ebonics head-tilt.
"Wha'chew lookin' at, SLUCKING FUNT!!!!"
"I said 'No!', Slucking Funt!!! No sex for you!!!!"
"Slucking Funt!! Dont make me kick yo ass!!!"
"I said 'No!', Slucking Funt!!! No sex for you!!!!"
"Slucking Funt!! Dont make me kick yo ass!!!"
Slucking Funt by SluckingFuntWhisperer December 29, 2021
alpine slucking
The act of fornication as carried out on a sled speeding down a hill. Sledding on a steep incline is not recommended, and the participants risk the threat of serious injury. Just another way to heat up your sex life in those chilly winter months. Common in Norway.
Sledder 1: What the fuck is on that sled?
Sledder 2: Oh, just your aunt and uncle alpine slucking.
Sledder 1: ...
Sledder 2: Oh, just your aunt and uncle alpine slucking.
Sledder 1: ...
alpine slucking by fornicatia January 4, 2010
Smoking nic and sucking dick
The act of inhaling vape or juul mist, then sucking one's penis right after and slowly exhaling the vape mist onto said penis.
Smoking nic and sucking dick by Boldandbrashtrash October 18, 2019
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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