Slurkin

-When your balls stick to the inside of your leg.
-One of the most frustrating natural phenomena of which the only cure is to awkwardly reach into the nether region and peel the balls from the leg.

-Whats wrong with you? you seem agitated.
-Yeah im slurkin like a mofo its bothering me

by ACASTLE March 1, 2012

Slurkin'

verb- Super lurking. When someone is pushing the boundaries of generic creeping by making a daring approach. Slurkin' is all about over confident creepers. Can be used as a noun- Slurker.

Hot Bitch 1: How was your night?

Hot Bitch 2: Well, it was good..but all these guys were slurkin' Trying to dance on me, buy me drinks, asking me if I liked horses, telling me I should model outfits made out of dental floss.

Hot Bitch 1: Oh, I hate slurkers.

by KJeannn March 2, 2009

Slurkin'

The act of lurking while wearing a Slanket, also known as a Snuggie.

Look at that fool slurkin' round the house.

by shad0wman January 6, 2009

Spurkin

When there is no words to describe how lit something was, Spurkin fills the gap.

"Man there is no words to describe how that game ended."
"Breh it was Spurkin."

by Spurks July 15, 2016

Semen Slurping

A football/soccer match that is characterized by midfield and possession antics, usually with little to no aggressive actions, no real chances or scoring.

-70 minutes with no scoring, fuck this semen slurping sport.

by karqz May 8, 2021

Slurping Syndrome

A commonly diagnosed syndrome in which the affected person can't stop slurping. The patient feels great pleasure when slurping and feels the need to write out "slurppppppp." No cure for this disease has been found yet.

Hey what's up?
Nothing much?
SLURPPPPPPP (slurping syndrome)

by Pulling a hundie undie February 12, 2010

Dick-slurping run

A highly athletic sexual activity that involves three people and two unicycles. One unicyclist pedals backward with his arms extended while completely naked. Then the other unicyclist pedals forwards while bent over giving the other unicyclist a fellatio in the process which makes the two unicyclists look like a human bicycle. Finally the third person rides atop the human bicycle grabbing the arms of the first unicyclist to use as handlebars.

Guy A: Hey I gotta go a few friends and I are going on a dick-slurping run

Guy B: Hey can I come along too?

Guy A: No it's a one seater

by G-man-to-the-max December 19, 2014