slumpkin

while taking a large, much needed dump, you decide to jerk off.

what's taking him so long in the bathroom? a slumpkin perhaps.

by highfive March 07, 2008

slumpkin

like a blumpkin, recieve a blow job while taking a shat but u have the squirts

i was gonna give da bitch a blumpkin but i took it to da next level, she got a slumpkin instead blumpkin

by b-dub-t September 19, 2009

Slumpkin

Sumpkin- The act of a female pleasuring a man's asshole with her tongue while he urinates.

"Dude i asked Angie for slumpkin tonight."

by JohnnyPotSmoker69 July 27, 2009

Slumpkin

A bitch falls in the toilet ass first, legs straight up, now she’s in the shape of a V. The guy then proceeds to sit on the toilet backwards and receives fellatio while taking a dump on her chest

I walked in the bathroom and caught my mom giving my dad a slumpkin

by YoloWhite May 10, 2025

Slumpkin

The act of receiving a blow job while they are slumped over taking a poop

Last night I got a slumpkin, shit was weird.

by Jhouse406 December 27, 2022

Slumpkin

The natural evolution of the blumpkin. This entails having sex while taking a shit.

Alex- Last night I was with Elizabeth, and I had to take a shit.
Collin- So what did you do?
Alex- I suggested a blumpkin.
Sean- And....
Alex- She didn't want to give me head.
Collin- So....
Alex- I got a slumpkin.
Sean and Collin- YOU DOG!

by D.S.C. May 11, 2010

Slumpkin

The next level of a blumpkin. the act of getting a blumpkin whilst going down a water slide

"ive done the impossible, i got a Slumpkin from Jenna the other day at the waterpark"

by DinkleSmurf June 24, 2024