slumpkin

while taking a large, much needed dump, you decide to jerk off.

what's taking him so long in the bathroom? a slumpkin perhaps.

by highfive March 7, 2008

Slumpkin

The natural evolution of the blumpkin. This entails having sex while taking a shit.

Alex- Last night I was with Elizabeth, and I had to take a shit.
Collin- So what did you do?
Alex- I suggested a blumpkin.
Sean- And....
Alex- She didn't want to give me head.
Collin- So....
Alex- I got a slumpkin.
Sean and Collin- YOU DOG!

by D.S.C. May 11, 2010

Slumpkin

The act of masturbating on the toilet while squeezing out a Cleveland Steamer. AKA, the Self-Blumpkin.

Melvin would often sneak into the bathroom for a quick slumpkin to beat the office dullard.

by BaconQuest February 13, 2005

Slumpkin

The act of auto-fellatio whilst in the throes of defecation.

Joey was so trashed last Friday that while he was dropping a deuce, he decided to give himself a Slumpkin, passed out, rolled forward and woke up covered in his own shit.

by brownnoser October 29, 2014

Slumpkin

Gettin a blumpkin (head on toilet) while watching Slum Dog Millionare

"Dude, lindsay gave me a slumpkin"

other guy- "shes quite the crack whore"

first guy-"fuck it lets deface the local Mcdonalds by writing wiener on the wall next to a dick

by fagelerino April 30, 2009

Slumpkin

Sumpkin- The act of a female pleasuring a man's asshole with her tongue while he urinates.

"Dude i asked Angie for slumpkin tonight."

by JohnnyPotSmoker69 July 27, 2009

Slumpkin

A bitch falls in the toilet ass first, legs straight up, now she’s in the shape of a V. The guy then proceeds to sit on the toilet backwards and receives fellatio while taking a dump on her chest

I walked in the bathroom and caught my mom giving my dad a slumpkin

by YoloWhite May 10, 2025