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The act of masturbating on the toilet while squeezing out a Cleveland Steamer. AKA, the Self-Blumpkin.
Melvin would often sneak into the bathroom for a quick slumpkin to beat the office dullard.
Slumpkin by BaconQuest February 13, 2005
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