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Slumpkin
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The act of
masturbating
on the toilet
while squeezing out a
Cleveland Steamer
. AKA, the Self-Blumpkin.
Melvin would often sneak into
the bathroom
for a quick slumpkin to beat
the office
dullard
.
by
BaconQuest
February 13, 2005
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