slumjob

getting a gum job from the resident crack whore lady boy on your birthday in the church bathroom

"Dude my dad got me a slumjob for my birthday."

by slug gobbler November 22, 2024

Amazonian Slamjob

1. When a girl violently beats your dick until you cry

2. A violent handjob

"Yo bro I got an amazonian slamjob last night."
"Damn bruh that sucks."

by imapython October 24, 2015

slimjob

n. the act of eating a Slim Jim out of someone's rectum; a portmanteau of Slim Jim and rimjob

Man, I totally gave that bitch a teriyaki slimjob.

by poopluvr369 October 16, 2010

slubjob

receiving a nasty, egregious, gingival infected act of oral sex involving critically acclaimed Vapor-Trap and Hyperpop artist slubgod, also known for fighting fellow rapper zellyocho for a pluggnb beat on a hot saturday morning.

Luis: i could go for a nasty unkempt slubjob right about now
Sammie: you said it tuts! i need that slubbytoppy in two shakes of a lambs tail

by gassedthot October 5, 2021

Slimjob

When you rub the head of your penis in a counter-clockwise motion with either a Slim Jim or a palm of Crisco.

Example 1:
Guy: who She totally gave him a Slimjob!
Guy 2: And aliens could come down and heal people
Guy: No... thats dumb.

Example 2:
Guy: Look at me play guitar
Girl: Lets get to the Slimjobs
Guy: No, i want to drown my angst in music...

by Drillbit314 May 24, 2009

Slimjob

The act of wrapping a slim jim around an erected cock, and then slowing eating if off.

Yo the asian slut Caitlin gave my boy Jim a mad slimjob last night.

She really knows how to mechanically separate that meat.

by CaitRape9 May 6, 2010

Scumjob

To receive a wank from a scumbag.

That dirty feen gave me a lethal scumjob

by Shanehasaids July 8, 2021