skumberjack

A large woman of lumberjack stature who can be frankly described as a skank. A joining of the word skank and lumberjack. See antonym: skidget.

Bobby: You see Charlotte over there skanking it up?
Whitney: Who? You mean that skumberjack in the corner?

by Whitney.H.88 December 13, 2008

slumberjack

The act of involuntarily masturbating in one's sleep.

Stuart's wife was delighted to find her husband slumberjacking in his hospital bed. Stuart was involved in a horrific traffic accident some months ago and has been in a coma since. And now, what initially disturbed her deeply in their honeymoon bed, gave her hope.

by Phoster Remingtin September 11, 2011

Slumberjack

A very lazy guy who falls asleep at the slightest availability of comfortable seating position.

" Omar is a slumberjack. He falls asleep as soon as he hits the couch......."

by ShazzSpazz October 28, 2006

Slumberjacking

Sleeping deeply and snoring loudly (sawing logs). Combines sleeping with lumberjack noise.

Knock loud on the door, the Sofa King is slumberjacking on the sofa.

by anonymous May 20, 2022

Slumberjack

Ejaculating in the middle of the night to relax yourself and bring on sleep.

I was wide awake untill I slumberjacked

by Creamy G April 26, 2010

Slumberjacked

Gettin your shit stole cause you fell asleep.

Damn, what a night! I got totally slumberjacked! I met this girl in the club and went back to her place and partied till I passed out. But when I woke up I realized I didnt have my wallet or my iphone.

by Timtronic May 7, 2008

Slumberjack

Someone who falls asleep wearing flannel (shirts, pajamas, etc.) or uses a flannel blanket.

Melvin: Can you stop slumberjacking already, Johan? We gotta be at the bus station in 10 minutes!

by Ill Semar October 1, 2011