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A slrky is a man that likes having middle eastern and South American penises slapped on his face.
This guy is a slrky cuz billy dong slapped him
slrky by Padishahhweyy July 27, 2024
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Stop Lying And Kill Yourself Cunt.

Pronounced "slakich".

Taken from the immortal blogger Graham Bird, famous for his swift justice with ignorant commenters.
Matt: My mate just told me that Dyson-Harrop is a load of shit and that Phobos isn't actually hollow
Evan: Well your mate should slakyc then shouldn't he?
slakyc by evcricket December 9, 2013
Related Words
sarcastic, bitingwit, banter, jocular, sarcasm, sardonic.
He said you said it was OK, What, the sarkymonkey.
Don't believe him, he's deadsarky.
sarky by Teddybuoy November 15, 2005

slurkyburk 

When 2 dicks are forced into an anus. usually in prison.
Damn bro my jail sentence starts tomorrow, I don't think my rectum is ready to be slurkyburked
slurkyburk by Rob snider November 30, 2015

slouky/sluky 

meaning someone who is nasty.
someone who is gross, or dirty.
non-sexual way.
"Ew look at that chick, she is so slouky/sluky"
slouky/sluky by bunnnnnix3 January 6, 2010

Sarky Cat 

A sarky, caustic comment made out of love from one cat to another.
Oooooooh PBH is WRONG.... NEVER lol. NJB, you're a sarky cat!
Sarky Cat by Scrayster July 22, 2015
short for sarcastic
commonly used by the Irish
"You sarky cunt!"
sarky by FukinFATkid May 11, 2003
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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