slowtistic

Mentally slow or dull,lack of brain cells

Zoey if very slowtistic

by Lowkey.libby May 28, 2021

Slobtastic

A word mixing of "slob" and "fantastic". It is anything that requires no work of any kind and that in itself is fantastic. This word may be used as an adverb or adjective.

J: Yo, you wanna come over slob?
M: That would be slobtastic

T: I'm all about having a slobtastic summer.
MK: Yeah, bro, skimmin, sleeping, slobbin...that sounds like a slobtastic awesome kind of summer to me.

by Just pay attention to the word May 18, 2009

slutistics

A mathematical equations which explains the reason why 2 in every 10 women are sluts, 5 out of every 10 women are monogamous, and 3 out of every 10 women are prudes. When these statistics are set equal to the ratio of male sluts, 9 out of 10, it becomes apparent that female slut are simply trying to restore order to the universe by fucking all the male sluts that the monogamous and prude women will not fuck. If more women would put out, then the need for sluts would deminish because the ratios would equal out. So the basis of slutistics is to show that without sluts, the order of the universe would cease and existence as we know it would no longer be. To that I say, thank you to all sluts for keeping the world safe. Support your local slut.

There were 10 men and 10 women at the party, Jane and Lisa were the only sluts. Slutisitcs deem that Jane and Lisa will have to fuck 4.5 men each in order to keep the world spinning because those other lazy ass bitches wont pull their own weight.

by Pass March 18, 2004

sluttistics

The numbers that verify his/her sluttiness and/or track record of making it with other sluts.

I know for a fact that gal Izzy lost her cherry at thirteen and has blown over a hundred guys the past two years: those are some pretty compelling sluttistics, and I have some pov phone pics to prove it...

That dude Nick has banged every little ho in that dorm, not to mention half the JV cheerleaders--his sluttistics are outstanding!

by qizznipper October 20, 2013

Sportistic

Being very good at sports - similar to artistic.

That guy is on the varsity football team, basketball team, and baseball team. He's so sportistic.

by cecile1013 February 20, 2012

sloptastic

When excessively young girls get excessively drunk

The 15 year old's fake ids allowed them to get sloptastic

by Zampapalooza June 22, 2008

slutistic

Anyy man/woman who flirts with sexual intentions or talks in a sexually suggestive manner without recognizing that he/she is doing it

(GUY # 1)- dudee that hott girl over there asked me for my phone number!! she said she really likes me.

(GUY # 2)- what?! dude she told me she wasn't seeing anyone and told me to call her next time i'm alone

DUDE WHAT A SLUTISTIC BITCHH

by wessss gwTbiatchh December 24, 2008