Sportistic 

Being very good at sports - similar to artistic.

That guy is on the varsity football team, basketball team, and baseball team. He's so sportistic.

Sportistic by cecile1013 February 20, 2012

sportistic 

People in the sportistic spectrum may see and understand sports events but the action has no emotional content for them and they may find it upsetting.

Mate, she just won five gold medals and you're not bothered! Are you sportistic or something?

sportistic by stolenvitality April 10, 2009

Sportist 

A person that does sport which requires skill, physical prowess and a certain level of badass.

I run because I am a sportist.

Sportist by Tribesman2012 October 21, 2012

smartistic 

The enviable ability of being both smart & artistic.

Possessed by those who can create beautiful & meaningful, intelligent art & those who can speak/act intelligently in a beautiful way.

"The person who wrote that awesome book must be really smartistic. Man, what a hero!"

smartistic by Avalokitesvara May 31, 2014

sartistic 

if the word autistic and sarcastic had a baby

Damn Wenzel you are so sartistic.

sartistic by Samuel Leroy Jackson April 13, 2020

Sportspickle.com 

A funny site that parodizes current events in sports and popular athletes..

Sportspickle.com was criticized for not making a Terrell Owens story, but its author (DJ Gallo) recently made one regarding Owens' recent ankle injury.

Sportspickle.com by Diggity Monkeez January 4, 2005

Spontastic 

Some friends were hotboxing a car, having a coherent discussion about a topic that is no longer remembered, when one of the friends remarked, "...a spontastic lightning strike."

The root of the word is a bit of a mystery, but most likely it is a stoned mixup between spontaneous and fantastic. Such can be taken as the meaning.

Five minutes after the session, I was spontastically stoned.

I had some spontastic sex last night...with your mom.

Spontastic by The Brain May 5, 2004