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Slow minded

Somebody who lacks the brains to know how to stop fighting,
A person who plays video games to the point their eyes fall out, Or somebody with an IQ count of -3.
The people at my job are so slow minded, they may as well play video games for the rest of their lives.
Slow minded by Syndicate May 25, 2007
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Slow-Minded 

To take a long time processing something, or you're "stuck" in one generation, or to just be dull and stupid in general.

1) You take a long time to find a proper response or reaction towards certain events, you can't spontaneously reply or response to things that occur. You need to spend a lot of thought on your intentions and objectives before you put them into action.

2) You are quite dim-witted, and considerably stupid. Again, it takes you a long time to process actions, and you think before you speak. You show a sense of carelessness, and are most likely rather clumsy.

3) You aren't quite intact with the modern times, as if you are stuck in a certain generation. Many old-timers are presumably perceived to be stuck in their times, and stick with what they've done over the decades. Being slow-minded may mean that you don't respond too well to change, or just don't want to change.
"Julia is a slow-minded imbecile that just wants everything her way, and she doesn't even know what she wants to do when she gets it."
"Granny Gertie is very slow-minded, and still thinks that all black people are evil and should be killed by the KKK. Hell, she wants to bring the KKK back!"
Slow-Minded by ErinTheCat June 22, 2018

Unintelligent ignorant dance brainless mindless foolish dull slow simple minded empty head vapid idiotic moronic imbecile brain fungus

Bro you were so goddamn fucking stupid then I had to pull out the goddamn dictionary to understand how fucking stupid you are
Unintelligent ignorant dance brainless mindless foolish dull slow simple minded empty head vapid idiotic moronic imbecile brain fungus Is defined as “This man is so fucking stupid, that it is nearly impossible to understand how fucking stupid he is”
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