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sloppy josie

A sexual act of oral copulation...while straddling a recipient...at the appropriate moment..deficate on recipient's breasts, then remove penis from mouth and place in between fecile covered breasts moving back and forth aggressively... then reinserting penis back into mouth of recipient and ejaculating.
Every time I'm horny and I feel the urge to shit...I always think of SLOPPY JOSIE!!!!!
by Ron Brawndo December 5, 2013
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Sloppy José

(noun)

The act of placing Sloppy Joe meat in a tortilla rather than a bun.
That peen Mark forgot the buns so we slammed on some Sloppy Josés instead.
by Ryan Lefure May 11, 2013
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sloppy jose

When you have sex with your girlfriend and her mom in the same day and then steal their hubcaps.
Man, Drew pulled off the sloppy jose, getting his girlfriend and her mom in one day. Then he stole their hubcaps!
by Capn26 September 15, 2008
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When someone (usually mexican) works a 9-5:00 shift, mows his lawn, sweeps the floors, makes sloppy joes and has sex with his wife without showering and then goes back to work.
Man did you see Derek pull that sloppy jose? He had to be tired....it was amazing.
by Chase "Brownie" Brownfield November 6, 2008
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sloppy jose

the Mexican equivalent of a Sloppy Joe commonly served with carne asada and other toppings inside two slices of bread (pan); Torta
The torta is like a mexican sloppy joe.
Wouldn't that be called the sloppy jose?
by Sexy Conservative January 26, 2011
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Mexican sloppy jose

A sexual act were the recipient Male or female shit themselves but keeps it in there anus then the partner licks there asshole clean while to keep the fecal matter in the recipient does a hand stand
For a birthday gift my teacher mr rock ard gave me a Mexican sloppy jose
by Handy mat July 19, 2019
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A sloppy jose is when you fuck a girl in the ass and just before you cum you pull out and shoot your load into a double shot of Jose Cuervo. Then, let her take the shot like the dirty whore she is.
Last night I slipped that chick at the bar a sloppy jose.
by wall mirror June 19, 2009
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