by isleeks October 17, 2018
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Yo ma mans bob Ross gave his girl a sloppy jaloppy last night and fractured her skull and got that shit all up in. Her eyes
by Wellfuckmybuttandcallmejimmy December 30, 2018
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by Mr. LandeR December 4, 2020
Get the Sloppy Jaloppy mug.When you are having sexual intercourse you ejaculate on to you're partners chin then you’re partner inhales you’re semen then you urinate on to you’re partners nipples this will cause yore partner to have a granny fit. You will then get worried and bake some waffles and massage them on to her buttocks, this will revive her and take a dump on to her nose this will make her go "yes"
by Billy Bob Goat June 17, 2009
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by Jakeloveslard May 23, 2018
Get the Sloppy jloppy mug.A sloppy jalopy is a sexual act for partners very comfortable with each other. During fellatio, when the man is about to climax, he pushes the girl away, cums in his own hand and smacks the girl in the face with it. This is called a sloppy jalopy.
by geoff May 20, 2005
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