#1 A term given to someone who made a/lots of bad decisions under the influence of alcohol or drugs.
#2 refering to another person as nasty, dirty, or just plain yuck.
#3 being under the influence to where you are not coherant
#2 refering to another person as nasty, dirty, or just plain yuck.
#3 being under the influence to where you are not coherant
#1 Matt you're a SLOPPY JOLLOPY; you hump that?
#2 Ugghhh, Jen is a SLOPPY JALLOPY.
#3 Niel was SLOPPY JALLOPY last night.
#2 Ugghhh, Jen is a SLOPPY JALLOPY.
#3 Niel was SLOPPY JALLOPY last night.
by DB4L-SHOTS January 26, 2007
Get the sloppy jallopy mug.A sloppy jalopy is a sexual act for partners very comfortable with each other. During fellatio, when the man is about to climax, he pushes the girl away, cums in his own hand and smacks the girl in the face with it. This is called a sloppy jalopy.
by geoff May 20, 2005
Get the sloppy jalopy mug.Related Words
When you stretch a woman's bunghole pretty wide, and take a shit in her ass, and fill it up with all sorts of magical drinks, beverages and other fizzy stuff. You then jam a buttplug in her asshole for 30 minutes, the whole time she is running around a racetrack full of crippled deer in order to make the concoction rather fizzy.
She will then release the plug this, causing a rather large farting sound due to the built up gas, and a nice mess on the floor. Proceed to pick up this mess with a flask, and pour it into her mouth while farting down her nostrils. This will cause her to suffocate and regurgitate the delightful product that you have made in order to feed to your cat, who will enjoy it thoroughly, or your money back.
She will then release the plug this, causing a rather large farting sound due to the built up gas, and a nice mess on the floor. Proceed to pick up this mess with a flask, and pour it into her mouth while farting down her nostrils. This will cause her to suffocate and regurgitate the delightful product that you have made in order to feed to your cat, who will enjoy it thoroughly, or your money back.
by Billy Bob Goat II June 19, 2009
Get the Sloppy Jalopy Fartcake mug.When you’re giving your man fellatio and just before he cums, you pull it out and finish in your hand then slap him across the face with it.
by Kiss me quick August 4, 2019
Get the reverse sloppy jalopy mug.When you take your bitch out to Mexican and she still has jalapeno seeds on her tongue when she give you dome.
Example:
"I knew you shouldn't have gotten the green chili enchiladas. My dick is still burning from that sloppy jalopy. I would have preferred toothy toppy."
"I knew you shouldn't have gotten the green chili enchiladas. My dick is still burning from that sloppy jalopy. I would have preferred toothy toppy."
by UltimateGooby April 22, 2019
Get the Sloppy Jalopy mug.The act of diving into the Pussy, Neck Deep; like a champ, then reaching down to fist her asshole just as she is about to cum.
As i went down on her into her sweet peach like a warm summers night, she screamed just before she came, "Give me that Sloppy Jellopy!"
by Swizzle_Stick54 November 19, 2020
Get the Sloppy Jellopy mug.when a car that someone had sex in is left with sexual residues, like snail trails and cum stains, on the seats, carpets, door panels, steering wheel, stick shift, etc.
Jason: I just banged my girlfriend in this car at a cemetery. Look, there's still cum stains on the back seat.
Marco: Awe man, you're disgusting. Let me out of this sloppy jalopy.
Marco: Awe man, you're disgusting. Let me out of this sloppy jalopy.
by Sapidpaean January 28, 2009
Get the sloppy jalopy mug.