Slopdonkey 

A term used to describe an excessively drunk, sloppy, and stupid individual who is behaving in such a way that they resemble one who is mentally handicapped in both actions and facial expressions. (v.) To behave as a slutty drunk idiot.

Holyfuckinshitballs Dill is such a slopdonkey. I wish he would stop making that face and stumbling around like he's wearing cheap hooker heels.

She was a dumpah, but she was slopdonkeying all night and she fell in the pool.

Slopdonkey by ElSanDorse October 16, 2011

slopjockey 

proffesional kitchen term refering to half-assed cooks, who would rather slap the food down on the plate then to carefully create a dish trough detail and expertise.

You call yourself a professional chef, but your nothing but a slopjockey!!

slopjockey by chefjay October 13, 2006

Snowdonkey 

When two male homosexuals are engaging in passionate and libidinous fornication (in the assumed "doggy style", if you will, position) and the so called "pitcher" begins to feel a tingle in his jingle; and rather than warning his receiving partner of such situation, ejaculates into the preoccupied's comrade's asshole....whilst emiting last vocalized orgasmic moan (and the partner thinks his job is done, he can relax)..donkey punches the bitch.

"Man, i am going to snowdonkey him so hard later."
"Dude, i don't want to talk about it, but i totally got snowdonkeyed last night."
"I know the bruise looks bad, but i am a victim of the act of snowdonkeying. I, in fact, was a snowdonkey."

Snowdonkey by redwhiteandpabstblueribbon June 21, 2009

SWONDONKEY 

a mythological beast formed by a warlord to protect his children in 1447 a donkeys body for the hard working and timid yet strong nature of the beast and a swans head and neck for the beauty and ability to see over high walls

swondonkey last spotted at download festival 06

SWONDONKEY by j linfitt February 5, 2010

slopdonk 

short for sloppy donkey

That girl was a slopdonk, she was all over the place

slopdonk by naynizzle December 7, 2021