slopey seconds 

In the winter Olympics of life, you're always going for the gold, but sometimes you just have to settle for slopey seconds.

The Norwegians might be in first place, but we wouldn't mind getting their slopey seconds.

slopey seconds by huglife4eva February 10, 2014

Poseidon's Sloppy Seconds 

When toilet water that somebody else pissed or shit in splashes back onto your asshole after you shit in it.

I thought Poseidon's kiss was bad, but then I experienced the horror of Poseidon's sloppy seconds.

Poseidon's Sloppy Seconds by Fucious March 12, 2015

Sloppy Seconds Bandwidth 

When you share WiFi with a porn junkie & it slows down your internet speed.

Peter: Why can't I stream Portlandia on your Roku account?
Lauren: Thats because Troy downloads so much porn so I get sloppy seconds bandwidth.

Sloppy Seconds Bandwidth by A-Dub from UDWRFC May 8, 2012

sloppy seconds 

shagging a cunt minutes after the previous guy, using his cum as lube

sloppy seconds by Anonymous October 11, 2003

Satans Sloppy Seconds

This is an act when you're stuck in a room with Satan and a Prostitute and Satan is trying to convince you to eat the Corn-chips (Pussy) but the Corn-chips are on fire (Herpes) from Satan eating them before you. So what you do is take some Oregano and a Basket-Ball and sprinkle the Oregano on the Corn-chips and use the Basket-Ball to bring out the flavors of the flaming hot Corn-chips before you begin to dig in. This technique can also turn into one called "The Rapture" where as you start eating the flaming Corn-chips God busts into the room through the wall like he is the Kool-aid man with a Foot-Ball and a Baseball bat telling you not to eat the Corn-chips. Confused by this recent encounter you decide to stand on a chair and tie a noose around your neck, whilst you're on the chair God begins to spread Oregano on the Foot-Ball and place it on the Corn-chips and hits it with the Baseball bat in attempt to put out the fire on the Corn-chips. This causes the Prostitute to flail kicking the chair out from underneath you and causes you to hang there feeling elevated as if you have been ascended.

Last time I did bath salts I woke up feeling like I had been given Satans Sloppy Seconds.

Satans Sloppy Seconds by Tyronefy January 14, 2018

Sloppy Seconds 

1. Going after a friend's ex
2.Having sex with someone so soon after they had sex with someone else you are using their semen as lubrication.

1"Wow, Brianna and Garrick broke up a year ago but, her best friend Alex is trying to hop on it" "Yeah, well she's into sloppy seconds"
2 "Yo didn't they just have breakup sex""Yeah, I like the feeling of sloppy seconds"

Sloppy Seconds by MEHHHHHHHHHHH11 October 9, 2017

Sloppy Seconds 

To get with a chick right after another guy does. Plain & Simple.

Sean: "Jesus Christ, Why Is Dion So In Love With Elisha, My Sloppy Seconds? WTF?"

Sloppy Seconds by Matt787878 December 9, 2008