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sloopery 

when you use poop to lubricate one's anus for the purpose of sexual penetration.
i made sure that ass was good and sloopery before i hit it!
sloopery by razzwolf May 20, 2020
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Sloppery Dick Job

noun
To be on the receiving end of the act of fellatio, while at the same time shampooing their hair.
"Hey Steven, did you give Jeff a sloppery dick job?"
"Yeah, why?"
"...there's still some shampoo in your hair."
A shit that comes out so smoothly it hits the water without a splash. The pleasure does not end there. Said turd slides around the u-bend with such grace it hardly leaves any need to flush.
Just been for a man-dump. It was a slooper so slipped out nicely with no mess.....
Slooper by BagBadJon November 21, 2010

Slooperis 

When two magnetic forces (Lamperis and Sloop) are combined, creating a spark too strong for the average eye. A balance of messy and refined class. Slooperis is an unmistakable mixture of madness, juking, texting and picture posing (MJTPP). Must consist of all four components between the hours of 11pm and 3am. To initiate Slooperis for the evening ahead, one of the two parties must yell/text "SLOOPERIS!". Slooperis is usually found in all black, and can provide a pocket mirror and a lighter at a moments notice.
A little Slooperis never hurt nobody
Slooperis by Mi$$ Monday April 20, 2011

sloppery 

A cross between sloppy and slobbery.
E: That kiss was so sloppery. My face is all wet.
D: Uh, sorry.
sloppery by Erica220 March 25, 2009
A person who is particularly lazy or intoxicated. Unable to form sentences in response to questions.
That's the third time Johns been drunk this week, has such a slooper.
SLOOPER by .G.I. December 12, 2019

Sloppery_69 

A very intense, slippery and sometimes slimy 69
'Wow, that was a very Sloppery_69
Sloppery_69 by Odd1Out April 11, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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