sloopery

when you use poop to lubricate one's anus for the purpose of sexual penetration.

i made sure that ass was good and sloopery before i hit it!

by razzwolf May 20, 2020

Sloppery Dick Job

noun
To be on the receiving end of the act of fellatio, while at the same time shampooing their hair.

"Hey Steven, did you give Jeff a sloppery dick job?"
"Yeah, why?"
"...there's still some shampoo in your hair."

by Cole Stewart March 24, 2010

Slooper

A shit that comes out so smoothly it hits the water without a splash. The pleasure does not end there. Said turd slides around the u-bend with such grace it hardly leaves any need to flush.

Just been for a man-dump. It was a slooper so slipped out nicely with no mess.....

by BagBadJon November 21, 2010

Slooperis

When two magnetic forces (Lamperis and Sloop) are combined, creating a spark too strong for the average eye. A balance of messy and refined class. Slooperis is an unmistakable mixture of madness, juking, texting and picture posing (MJTPP). Must consist of all four components between the hours of 11pm and 3am. To initiate Slooperis for the evening ahead, one of the two parties must yell/text "SLOOPERIS!". Slooperis is usually found in all black, and can provide a pocket mirror and a lighter at a moments notice.

A little Slooperis never hurt nobody

by Mi$$ Monday April 20, 2011

sloppery

A cross between sloppy and slobbery.

E: That kiss was so sloppery. My face is all wet.
D: Uh, sorry.

by Erica220 March 25, 2009

SLOOPER

A person who is particularly lazy or intoxicated. Unable to form sentences in response to questions.

That's the third time Johns been drunk this week, has such a slooper.

by .G.I. December 12, 2019

Sloppery_69

A very intense, slippery and sometimes slimy 69

'Wow, that was a very Sloppery_69

by Odd1Out April 11, 2017