A Sloppopotomus is a drunk, fat girl that tries to get with you at the bar. Sloppopotomus is derived from the latin: sloppimus maximus opottomus, meaning fat sloppy pig.
Most likely she will give you a rimjob without asking, dont worry about being clean down there, that soppy bitch wont care anyway.
Most likely she will give you a rimjob without asking, dont worry about being clean down there, that soppy bitch wont care anyway.
Yo, i was at the club and this sloppopotomus waddled up and was all up on me. She was hammered and tried to jersey turnpike on my dizzle. She bent over and i swear i could smell her stank puss!
by boomstick12345 March 7, 2011
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"When Dina walked out the club, she turned into a slopopotamus!" -The Situation, Jersey Shore
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by Jolifer March 5, 2011
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