A term used to denote one's stupidity; mentally handicapped by the amount of pebbles and sediment in their cranium.
Guy 1: I've really gotten into THING I DISAGREE WITH.
Guy 2: LOOOOOOOOLLLL shut the fuck up, you stonebrain-ass bitch. How much sediment you got up there, huh? I can see pebbles coming out of your ears, bro.
This occurs when your partner is wearing a Canadian tuxedo have the them put a large handful of sunflower seeds in thier mouth; once the mouth is good and salivated have them begin blowing you. This process continues until the recipeient screams " I give up!!" at this point blow your load on ur partners face giving them a sunny delight.
I was at the storesaw some seeds and thought tonight would be a great night for a Slobering Sunny Perinto.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.