Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Soybrain 

Having a poor substitute for a brain, like that of soy-based synthetic meats.
Leftist indoctrination synthesizes new Soybrains everyday.
Soybrain by QuinnCHalley October 14, 2022

Stonebrain 

A term used to denote one's stupidity; mentally handicapped by the amount of pebbles and sediment in their cranium.
Guy 1: I've really gotten into THING I DISAGREE WITH.
Guy 2: LOOOOOOOOLLLL shut the fuck up, you stonebrain-ass bitch. How much sediment you got up there, huh? I can see pebbles coming out of your ears, bro.
Stonebrain by GimmickConnections February 14, 2021

Slowbroing

A girl blows you while you slowly play your saxophone.
Robert was slowbroing all night long.
Slowbroing by Kon Artist November 18, 2014

Slobering Sunny Perinto 

This occurs when your partner is wearing a Canadian tuxedo have the them put a large handful of sunflower seeds in thier mouth; once the mouth is good and salivated have them begin blowing you. This process continues until the recipeient screams " I give up!!" at this point blow your load on ur partners face giving them a sunny delight.
I was at the store saw some seeds and thought tonight would be a great night for a Slobering Sunny Perinto.

soybrain 

denoting a soy-poisoned existence
see also: soyboy, soyface
That soybrain millennial just blew his whole paycheck on funko pops
soybrain by infornographia October 28, 2021

Slobertin 

A term meaning head typically used by retarded redneck teenagers
Will: Hey Charlie how was prom
Charlie: fuck off I got some slobertin
Slobertin by Lotionaman69 May 8, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
Load more