Sledgey

Drunk. VERY drunk.

I would stay out and party more with you guys, but I'm feeling quite sledgey.

by John Favorite February 26, 2018

Sledgey

Drunk. Very drunk.

I would stay out and party some more with you guys tonight, but I'm feeling quite sledgey.

by John Favorite May 8, 2018

wookiee sledge

(Noun): short for "wookiee sledgehammer"; another term for an incredibly, almost unbelievably, large erect penis. Is so named due to the fact that its hardness and size could theoretically allow the owner (wookiee OR human) to use it as a sledgehammer.

"Why is that guy bleeding and screaming?"

"He just got smashed in the head with that guy's wookiee sledge."

by Steve & Mark March 6, 2007

Warsaw sledgehammer

anal sex in which the person on top slaps the person on the bottom with a kielbasa at least 10 inches in length

my face is still greasy from that Warsaw sledgehammer i got last night.

by johnyblahblahblah February 11, 2009

Sledge

Brazen and Chivalrous

Sledge is someone I would love to know. Lifeless where?

by Uthought_User789ulala November 14, 2022

The Puerto Rican Sledgehammer

A highly complex sexual maneuver involving a crane, various engines, nautical equipment and fire. Its origin is unknown, and it has only been performed once in the history of mankind. While the exact procedure remains unclear, it continues to be recognized as one of the world's most dangerous sexual acts.

Kevin: Dude, Mike was the only one to perform the Puerto Rican sledgehammer and survive. He came out of it with just a broken wrist!
Max: Boobies!

by SexSarge69 January 21, 2009

Sludgey

To describe a crazy night out, not neccesarily good, but just really messed up and mental.

Lauren: 'Oh maan, last night was sludgey'
Amber: 'I know, when we dropped that orphan kid down a drain, that was choppy'

by Chamawakata September 15, 2010