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slobshock 

Slobshock are better than Whitley FC
slobshock by Slob Army May 15, 2024
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slobshock 

How can anyone support Whitley, when Slobshock exist
slobshock by Mighty Slobs May 22, 2024

SlobKnocker 

A girl who gives you head and while doing so hits your balls with her chin.
"I fucked Marry so good last night but damn she's a Slobknocker"
"A slobknocker?"
"Yeah she was deepthroating my dick and she kept hitting her chin on my nuts"
SlobKnocker by Andrew Hagen September 2, 2017

Canadian pawjob snobsocker 

A pawjob (usually referencing to a foot job in the furry community) done with maple syrup in a IHOP or Denny's or any type of diner were maple syrup is available
Server: Hey, did you hear table 2b gave a Canadian pawjob snobsocker?

Server 2: oh hot,wish I could have seen

Slobknocker 

A person who slobbers on penises. Excessively.
Sally is such a slobknocker.

Is that good?

oh FUCK yes.
Slobknocker by valleriiee July 20, 2010

sloblocks 

Word thought to have been invented by British comedian Stephen Fry, in a comedy sketch parodising the British game show Countdown, where he used that word as the conundrum. The presenter of Countdown, the late Richard Whiteley, said that Sloblocks was his favourite swear word in an unaired promotion for Channel 4. It could be used as a substitute for 'bollocks'.
That's a load of sloblocks
sloblocks by David Kuling November 1, 2005

sloblock 

An anagram of bollocks, meaning however scrotum or scrot.
My sloblock is itchy.
sloblock by Mercunium September 4, 2003
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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