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sloppy sloppy joe toppy 

When she eats a sloppy joe and immediately gives you head.
broooo, cady just gave me the sloppiest sloppy sloppy joe toppy backstage at she kills monsters

Sloppy sloppy 

Dirty sweaty sex on period outdoors after doing yard work.
Even though my wife’s Aunt Flo was visiting at full stream, we decided to sloppy sloppy on the hammock after gardening.
Sloppy sloppy by S60lpy July 21, 2022

sloppy slippery slappy 

Sweaty 400+ pound men and women usually found in Chinese Buffets such as, "China Buffet" in Bear, DE.
"If we eat too much at China Buffet we could very well become sloppy slippery slappy just like those two."

Sloppy Dallas 

When your girlfriend packs the fattest lip of all time and sucks the soul out of you
My girl gave me the Sloppy Dallas, shit looked like burnt lawn clippings on my shaft
Sloppy Dallas by Trollafieng October 15, 2020

gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 

after receiving the gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 u won’t be able to walk for days and your soul leaves your body for 3 hours to go get some rest. your technically dead after getting this
1:”dude this chick gave me da gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000!”
2: “woah, bro that’s sick”
1: * aggressively humps 2*
2: *dies*

Sloppy Dallas 

Shove an entire can of dip in your mouth and give you someone a blowjob
Sloppy Dallas by Doo lover October 15, 2020