slingus

a word used for annoying people that won’t shut up

omg she’s such a slingus

by Hessy December 1, 2019

slingus slongus

Another term that represents the genitals of a male individual if they do not want to say “dick”, “penis”, “balls” or any other term that represents the male private parts.

Henry: “And suddenly, bro’s slingus slongus got chopped the fuck off by some comically large shears!”

Tim: “What the FUCK is a ‘slingus slongus’!?”

Henry: “Another word for dick.”

Tim: “oh”

by the unfunny individual February 20, 2025

Malaysian Slingshot

This is a two part move. First, tuck your junk under and back and hold your junk back with your butt cheeks. At this point your slingshot is loaded...now just to find a victim. It's best if you find someone's face. Release the tension on your butt cheeks slingshoting your junk forward. Can be an insult or an offering.

I gave that bitch the "Malaysian Slingshot." Damn near took her eye out.

by SourJay June 15, 2010

Chinese Slingshot

The act of depressing one nostril against itself with your thumb and blowing a stream of snot into the air out of the unobstructed nostril.

Dude, Billy O blew a chinese slingshot, but he coughed at the same time, and the snot went all over his shirt.

by DannyBonco March 15, 2007

Double Barrel Slingshot

Another word for a Bra. Often used as an easy way to explain to a small child what a Bra is that will entertain them and not confuse them.

He found it and I thought it'd be easier to tell him its a Double Barrel Slingshot.

by Dweebster August 30, 2010

Hungarian slingshot

The act of pulling your dick out out of a girl as you cum, so that your dick flicks upward and flings the cum into the girls face.

I bet you can't pull off a Hungarian slingshot on that girl tonight!

by quoaz November 26, 2014

slingshot

sleeveless t-shirt that vatos love to wear to show off placas.

Rednecks call 'em wifebeaters, vatos call them slingshots

by Ruca13 August 25, 2008