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Another term that represents the genitals of a male individual if they do not want to say “dick”, “penis”, “balls” or any other term that represents the male private parts.
Henry: “And suddenly, bro’s slingus slongus got chopped the fuck off by some comically large shears!”
Tim: “What the FUCK is a ‘slingus slongus’!?”
Henry: “Another word for dick.”
Tim: “oh”
Tim: “What the FUCK is a ‘slingus slongus’!?”
Henry: “Another word for dick.”
Tim: “oh”
slingus slongus by the unfunny individual February 20, 2025
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Malaysian Slingshot
This is a two part move. First, tuck your junk under and back and hold your junk back with your butt cheeks. At this point your slingshot is loaded...now just to find a victim. It's best if you find someone's face. Release the tension on your butt cheeks slingshoting your junk forward. Can be an insult or an offering.
Malaysian Slingshot by SourJay June 15, 2010
Chinese Slingshot
The act of depressing one nostril against itself with your thumb and blowing a stream of snot into the air out of the unobstructed nostril.
Dude, Billy O blew a chinese slingshot, but he coughed at the same time, and the snot went all over his shirt.
Chinese Slingshot by DannyBonco March 15, 2007
Double Barrel Slingshot
Another word for a Bra. Often used as an easy way to explain to a small child what a Bra is that will entertain them and not confuse them.
Double Barrel Slingshot by Dweebster August 30, 2010