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a word used for annoying people that won’t shut up
omg she’s such a slingus
slingus by Hessy December 1, 2019
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slingus slongus 

Another term that represents the genitals of a male individual if they do not want to say “dick”, “penis”, “balls” or any other term that represents the male private parts.
Henry: “And suddenly, bro’s slingus slongus got chopped the fuck off by some comically large shears!”

Tim: “What the FUCK is a ‘slingus slongus’!?”

Henry: “Another word for dick.”

Tim: “oh”

Malaysian Slingshot 

This is a two part move. First, tuck your junk under and back and hold your junk back with your butt cheeks. At this point your slingshot is loaded...now just to find a victim. It's best if you find someone's face. Release the tension on your butt cheeks slingshoting your junk forward. Can be an insult or an offering.
I gave that bitch the "Malaysian Slingshot." Damn near took her eye out.
Malaysian Slingshot by SourJay June 15, 2010

Chinese Slingshot 

The act of depressing one nostril against itself with your thumb and blowing a stream of snot into the air out of the unobstructed nostril.

Dude, Billy O blew a chinese slingshot, but he coughed at the same time, and the snot went all over his shirt.
Chinese Slingshot by DannyBonco March 15, 2007

Double Barrel Slingshot 

Another word for a Bra. Often used as an easy way to explain to a small child what a Bra is that will entertain them and not confuse them.
He found it and I thought it'd be easier to tell him its a Double Barrel Slingshot.

Hungarian slingshot 

The act of pulling your dick out out of a girl as you cum, so that your dick flicks upward and flings the cum into the girls face.
I bet you can't pull off a Hungarian slingshot on that girl tonight!
Hungarian slingshot by quoaz November 26, 2014
sleeveless t-shirt that vatos love to wear to show off placas.
Rednecks call 'em wifebeaters, vatos call them slingshots
slingshot by Ruca13 August 25, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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