slime day

Slime day is Wednesday

I’m not sure why, it came to me in a dream

Yo you still good to pay me this slime day?

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National pocket watch baby slime day

the one day of the year when you get to tell baby slime what she can and can't do with her money

"Oh gee I can't believe it's National pocket watch baby slime day"

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When you see Sartaj out in public you know it's time to slime him out
This holiday is celebrated on July 7th

"Bro have you seen Sartaj today? I NEED to slime him!"
"You coming? It's national slime Sartaj day, we gotta move."

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National slime paultooreal day is July21st

If you see him its mandatory to kill him otherwise you have to be killed

Yo it's that dork ass loser paultooreal and it's National Slime paultooreal Day lets go off him

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National slime clankers day is celebrated on March 1st every year and 10 billion b-1 battle clankers spawn to be killed

Look at this clanker

Don't slime me out meatbaaa-!

Sorry it's National slime clankers day

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It’s finally slime yo teacher day I can’t wait to slime Mr. Goetz.

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