Sleshinger

A kitchen implement made in Japan, assembled in Germany, and shipped to Canada. it is only sold in Alabama. of course, the power of this object is un-know. for a while now, Canada has been plotting to take over the U.S.A. with their particle accelerator. aided by the brain washed rock bands of america, they could only afford one small shop to sell these devices in the state of Alabama. when the economy fell, the need for imported kitchen devices went up. now there is a Sheshinger is almost every home in america. we must stop them before they carry out their ultimate plan! Canada will use giant rockets to fly their country to mars, then blow up the earth! WE MUST STOP THEM!

A Sleshinger is a spatula, with port attachments, and TURBO DRIVE!

Sleshinger by Scorpius Malcom October 29, 2009

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smashinger

more smashing than the previous.

Sure, that powerpoint slide is smashing, but it would be smashinger on the smartboard.
(Mr. Fischer)

smashinger by chrisgo May 18, 2004

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Slessinger

The woman lies on her back and the man lies on top of her with his back towards her. He grinds his butt into her groin whilst she reaches around and masturbates him.

I gave him a Slessinger last night and he rubbed his arse so hard into me into my cunt it made me cum so hard.

Slessinger by Thisisnyrealname April 5, 2024