sleepy tom 

The act of sitting down on the toilet, taking a shit, but falling asleep on the toilet before getting around to wiping your ass. You wake up several hours later, but having forgotten you took a shit, pull up your pants and leave the bathroom without wiping.

Holy shit bro, I just went into the bathroom and I walked in on a sleepy tom! Wake his drunk ass up!

sleepy tom by p00pybutt November 29, 2011

Grandpa's Sleepytime 

Three to Five shots of vodka, 20ml of NyQuil (preferably cherry), and an energy drink of your choice (Nos, Red Bull, etc.)

Man, that Grandpa's Sleepytime had me on my A game.

Grandpa's Sleepytime by poppa eddddd March 2, 2011

sleepytown 

the place you enter after hopping onto the Choo-Choo Train that picks you up at your pillow

I met some crazy folks in sleepytown last night

sleepytown by plusminusme May 12, 2022

sleepytime limbo 

It's when you feel like you've got too much work to go to bed, but you are too tired to get anything done. So you just surf the net and procrastinate until you can't stay awake anymore.

Joe: Dude how did your 3000 word essay go?

Tom: Well I managed to get half of it done yesterday, but then I got stuck in sleepytime limbo and just stayed awake the whole night browsing through facebook...

Joe: that sucks bro

sleepytime limbo by ebilnoob October 5, 2012

sleepytime herb 

that special herb that puts you to sleep at night.

i need to buy more sleepytime herb.

put the sleepytime herb into the sleepytime herb case.

sleepytime herb by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

sleepytime tea 

The act of staying awake for 24 hrs and then dipping your balls in a women's mouth. As she sucks on them, the male jerks off and cums on her neck and chest. The male then immediately passes out asleep.

Babe, I can't fall asleep, are you up for some sleepytime tea?

sleepytime tea by cashmoney22 June 11, 2014

sleepytime shit 

any sleep medicine that is used for recreational purposes (to get high)

guy1: man, he stay trippin on that sleepytime shit!!!
guy2: I'm hip doe
guy1: Foreal i'm tryna get me some

sleepytime shit by superchocolatekittyface November 19, 2014