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The act of sitting down on the toilet, taking a shit, but falling asleep on the toilet before getting around to wiping your ass. You wake up several hours later, but having forgotten you took a shit, pull up your pants and leave the bathroom without wiping.

Holy shit bro, I just went into the bathroom and I walked in on a sleepy tom! Wake his drunk ass up!

sleepy tom by p00pybutt November 29, 2011

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Grandpa's Sleepytime

Three to Five shots of vodka, 20ml of NyQuil (preferably cherry), and an energy drink of your choice (Nos, Red Bull, etc.)

Man, that Grandpa's Sleepytime had me on my A game.

Grandpa's Sleepytime by poppa eddddd March 2, 2011

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sleepytown

the place you enter after hopping onto the Choo-Choo Train that picks you up at your pillow

I met some crazy folks in sleepytown last night

sleepytown by plusminusme May 12, 2022

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sleepytime limbo

It's when you feel like you've got too much work to go to bed, but you are too tired to get anything done. So you just surf the net and procrastinate until you can't stay awake anymore.

Joe: Dude how did your 3000 word essay go?

Tom: Well I managed to get half of it done yesterday, but then I got stuck in sleepytime limbo and just stayed awake the whole night browsing through facebook...

Joe: that sucks bro

sleepytime limbo by ebilnoob October 5, 2012

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sleepytime herb

that special herb that puts you to sleep at night.

i need to buy more sleepytime herb.

put the sleepytime herb into the sleepytime herb case.

sleepytime herb by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

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sleepytime tea

The act of staying awake for 24 hrs and then dipping your balls in a women's mouth. As she sucks on them, the male jerks off and cums on her neck and chest. The male then immediately passes out asleep.

Babe, I can't fall asleep, are you up for some sleepytime tea?

sleepytime tea by cashmoney22 June 11, 2014

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sleepytime shit

any sleep medicine that is used for recreational purposes (to get high)

guy1: man, he stay trippin on that sleepytime shit!!!
guy2: I'm hip doe
guy1: Foreal i'm tryna get me some

sleepytime shit by superchocolatekittyface November 19, 2014

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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