The act of sitting down on the toilet, taking a shit, but falling asleep on the toilet before getting around to wiping your ass. You wake up several hours later, but having forgotten you took a shit, pull up your pants and leave the bathroom without wiping.
Holy shit bro, I just went into the bathroom and I walked in on a sleepy tom! Wake his drunk ass up!
by p00pybutt November 29, 2011
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