A Leisurepreneur is a trust fund entrepreneur. A young adult with rich parents who basically lives off family money and is unemployed, but disguises it with an unprofitable project or a startup that ends up going nowhere.
This person will spend years working on their company or project, without any significant progress being made or without bringing in enough revenues to sustain their lifestyle. They end up blowing six figures a year of family money, but don’t end up feeling ashamed of it as they’ve gaslighted their friends and family into thinking that they’re an active contributing member of society.
This person will spend years working on their company or project, without any significant progress being made or without bringing in enough revenues to sustain their lifestyle. They end up blowing six figures a year of family money, but don’t end up feeling ashamed of it as they’ve gaslighted their friends and family into thinking that they’re an active contributing member of society.
Teo is a classic Leisurepreneur. After graduating from his bachelors in business management, he founded a digital ice tea seltzer company which he never got off the ground. He then moved to Asia for a project to create toilets with LED screens on it, then he became the CEO of an obscure crypto consulting firm which doesn’t seem to have any clients.
Meanwhile, he seems to be on vacation 6 months a year. Always posting Instagram stories of him skiing, boating, golfing, traveling and eating out. I think he’s not actually working and his dad pays for his lifestyle.
Meanwhile, he seems to be on vacation 6 months a year. Always posting Instagram stories of him skiing, boating, golfing, traveling and eating out. I think he’s not actually working and his dad pays for his lifestyle.
by ebilnoob February 14, 2025
It's when you feel like you've got too much work to go to bed, but you are too tired to get anything done. So you just surf the net and procrastinate until you can't stay awake anymore.
Joe: Dude how did your 3000 word essay go?
Tom: Well I managed to get half of it done yesterday, but then I got stuck in sleepytime limbo and just stayed awake the whole night browsing through facebook...
Joe: that sucks bro
Tom: Well I managed to get half of it done yesterday, but then I got stuck in sleepytime limbo and just stayed awake the whole night browsing through facebook...
Joe: that sucks bro
by ebilnoob April 30, 2012
A "top 10" university in the U.K. It's in the middle of nowhere, has really depressing weather, and student life involves getting stupidly drunk in grim bars in town, because there's honestly not much else to do in your free time. There's quite a few societies, but with the exception of international clubs, they mostly consist of weirdos who dress up as Harry Potter and do medieval reenactments. Classes and lectures are alright, but the campus is so big it that it can take up to half an hour to walk to class from your dorm. Highlight of the experience is making friends for life by bonding over the horrible weather and the terrible food they serve in northern England.
Owen:"Which University you going to mate?"
Mark: "I'm in Lancaster University"
Owen: "Ah mate it must be grim up north."
Mark: "Yea mate there's 300 rainy days per year and the food is terrible"
Mark: "I'm in Lancaster University"
Owen: "Ah mate it must be grim up north."
Mark: "Yea mate there's 300 rainy days per year and the food is terrible"
by ebilnoob April 14, 2018
An Asian woman who despises her heritage and ethnic origins, but worships western culture and adheres to white standards of beauty.
She expresses this through different avenues, but she most notably only dates white men (or has much lower standards for white men than for her own kind).
She also refuses to speak her mother tongue, or to acknowledge any ties to her family’s hometown or home country. She will often put down Asian men in public, referring to them as “unattractive”, “too traditional”, or as “too much like a brother to me”.
She inevitably attracts white men with yellow fever who exhibits colonial intentions, and ends up complaining about getting fetishized by them. Those who are tired of getting fetishized might reverse course and go back to her own kind, a phenomenon known as a “Bananarang”.
It is important to note that not all women in WMAF couples are Aunty Lus, but in the US and Anglo countries, most of them are. This is due to the existence of white cultural supremacy combined with a strong historical hatred against Asian males in English speaking western countries.
The male equivalent of the Aunty Lu is the Uncle Chan.
Famous Aunty Lus include: Ali Wong, Wendi Deng, Riko Shitaba
She expresses this through different avenues, but she most notably only dates white men (or has much lower standards for white men than for her own kind).
She also refuses to speak her mother tongue, or to acknowledge any ties to her family’s hometown or home country. She will often put down Asian men in public, referring to them as “unattractive”, “too traditional”, or as “too much like a brother to me”.
She inevitably attracts white men with yellow fever who exhibits colonial intentions, and ends up complaining about getting fetishized by them. Those who are tired of getting fetishized might reverse course and go back to her own kind, a phenomenon known as a “Bananarang”.
It is important to note that not all women in WMAF couples are Aunty Lus, but in the US and Anglo countries, most of them are. This is due to the existence of white cultural supremacy combined with a strong historical hatred against Asian males in English speaking western countries.
The male equivalent of the Aunty Lu is the Uncle Chan.
Famous Aunty Lus include: Ali Wong, Wendi Deng, Riko Shitaba
Lucy is a Chinese-American Aunty Lu, here are some of her favorite quotes:
“I could never date an Asian. They’re so unattractive and nerdy. They gross me out.”
“Don’t call me Chinese. I’m American.”
“I think racism is a very important issue, but I don’t have anything against my friends who say Chinese men all have tiny penises”
“I can’t wait to marry my white boyfriend so that I can change my last name to a western one”
“Chinese food is mid. I like Italian and Greek food.”
“Why are all these white guys I date secretly racist and have yellow fever? It’s really putting me off the scene, but I’m only attracted to them so I don’t know what to do.”
“I could never date an Asian. They’re so unattractive and nerdy. They gross me out.”
“Don’t call me Chinese. I’m American.”
“I think racism is a very important issue, but I don’t have anything against my friends who say Chinese men all have tiny penises”
“I can’t wait to marry my white boyfriend so that I can change my last name to a western one”
“Chinese food is mid. I like Italian and Greek food.”
“Why are all these white guys I date secretly racist and have yellow fever? It’s really putting me off the scene, but I’m only attracted to them so I don’t know what to do.”
by ebilnoob December 16, 2024
An Asian man with no self respect who perpetuates negative Asian stereotypes to gain approval from white people and western media.
He is usually self-loathing, wishes he was white, and self depreciates himself in order to gain acceptance from his white peers. He knows very little about his own culture and origins, preferring to parrot western stereotypes of his place of origin in order to score points with his white target audience.
Despite him selling his soul and dignity for popularity, he remains the butt of all jokes and will always be seen as a goofy sidekick and never as a main character.
His female equivalent is the Aunty Lu (Asian female who hates Asian men culture and simps for mid white men).
Famous examples include: Bobby Lee, Ken Jeong, Jimmy O. Yang
He is usually self-loathing, wishes he was white, and self depreciates himself in order to gain acceptance from his white peers. He knows very little about his own culture and origins, preferring to parrot western stereotypes of his place of origin in order to score points with his white target audience.
Despite him selling his soul and dignity for popularity, he remains the butt of all jokes and will always be seen as a goofy sidekick and never as a main character.
His female equivalent is the Aunty Lu (Asian female who hates Asian men culture and simps for mid white men).
Famous examples include: Bobby Lee, Ken Jeong, Jimmy O. Yang
Ned is a Chinese-American Uncle Chan. He doesn’t speak mandarin and doesn’t eat Chinese food because he is ashamed of his heritage.
With his white friends, he makes jokes about his penis size, imitates a stereotypical Asian accent, and jokes about how he loves eating dog. This makes them laugh and makes them feel comfortable around him, but it doesn’t earn him any real respect.
He thinks that his self loathing humor will help him score white chicks. But it doesn’t, as it makes him unattractive as hell.
Don’t be like Ned, don’t be an Uncle Chan. Be proud of your culture’s 5000 years of history.
With his white friends, he makes jokes about his penis size, imitates a stereotypical Asian accent, and jokes about how he loves eating dog. This makes them laugh and makes them feel comfortable around him, but it doesn’t earn him any real respect.
He thinks that his self loathing humor will help him score white chicks. But it doesn’t, as it makes him unattractive as hell.
Don’t be like Ned, don’t be an Uncle Chan. Be proud of your culture’s 5000 years of history.
by ebilnoob December 16, 2024
The ability to to pull and get with underage girls. Used for successful nonces (pedophiles) that are confident and victorious in their approach.
Individuals with certified Nonce Rizz include several billionaires and celebrities such as: Jeffrey Epstein, Prince Andrew, Ghislaine Maxwell, Bill Clinton, Calvin Ayre, Fritzl, and Roshan from Sam's tailor
Individuals with certified Nonce Rizz include several billionaires and celebrities such as: Jeffrey Epstein, Prince Andrew, Ghislaine Maxwell, Bill Clinton, Calvin Ayre, Fritzl, and Roshan from Sam's tailor
Epstein: Bro come to my island this weekend
Bill Gates: What do you have planned?
Epstein: I'm gonna fly out five fifteen year old hoes and we can have some fun with them
Bill Gates: Shiiiit son, you're on some Nonce Rizz... I'm there bro
Bill Gates: What do you have planned?
Epstein: I'm gonna fly out five fifteen year old hoes and we can have some fun with them
Bill Gates: Shiiiit son, you're on some Nonce Rizz... I'm there bro
by ebilnoob December 08, 2023
ebil noob (lvl 3): hey man whats up
PKer (lvl 45): lol noob i pwn u
*PKer pwns ebil noob*
*ebil noob logs in with lvl 90 account*
ebil noob (lvl 90): loool now u die u mofo
*PKer gets owned*
PKer (lvl 45): lol noob i pwn u
*PKer pwns ebil noob*
*ebil noob logs in with lvl 90 account*
ebil noob (lvl 90): loool now u die u mofo
*PKer gets owned*
by ebilnoob July 21, 2011