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Sleepy-time Wanksta (Wankster) 

Sleepy-time wankster
Adjective/ˈslēpē/tīm/wanksta

A person that attempts to appear or behave ''Gangster'', by dressing in inappropriately over-sized clothing (or sleepwear) that resembles the bedclothes of children (sometimes achieved through the use of matching sets).
"Hey yo Eli! You seen dat "Sleepy-time Wanksta (Wankster)" over there buyin' chicken and honey-nut cheerios?! High-ass fool need to buy a fuckin' belt!"

"What a cute lil' sleepy-time wanksta wankster! Awww. He looks so comfortable! Like, he could just curl up into a ball and fall asleep on the DMV floor!"

"The only thing that looks uncomfortable on that sleepy-time wankster is his hat. Did he starch that fucking thing, or did he buy it this morning??"

sleepy time 

time for going to sleep
"if he doesn't get back here soon, we're gonna be here until sleepy time"
sleepy time by pj March 2, 2004

sleepy time 

The time for Noah to sleep (can vary each day)
1:(at 1 AM) Its sleepy time
2: (7 PM) SLEEPY TIME
sleepy time by Anonymous N November 23, 2011

happy sleepy time juice 

happy sleepy time juice make you feel silly and happy but also tired.
I drink my happy sleepy time juice and I feel so happy yet so sleepy

sleepy time jelly

When you jerk off onto your pillow and got to sleep without wiping it up
Dude, I was watching porn and fell asleep. I woke up 10 minutes later and realized I was rolling in my sleepy time jelly

Sleepy time tea 

I tried some Sleepy time tea, which only worked if I drank it hours before I intended to sleep.
Sleepy time tea by bebeetho July 12, 2018
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