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Sleepturbating 

The act of unknowingly masturbating while sleeping, often to the discomfort of your bed partner. Not usually remembered the following morning.
Lady: Sorry I couldn't help you out last night... I had a headache.

Dude: Whaddaya mean?

Lady: Oh, you don't remember? You woke me up three times last night, you were sleepturbating.

Dude: Oh, I'm sorry. I had no idea.
Sleepturbating by emuishere December 20, 2009

sleepturbate

The act of self-pleasuring unconsciously, while sleeping or dozing. Usually with/on a pillow or blanket.
"Wow. I must be hornier than I thought. From the look of my throw pillow, I totally sleepturbated last night."
sleepturbate by helamonster December 16, 2013

sleepterbate 

Ex: I thought my son was getting into my playboys but then I realized that I just sleepterbate.
sleepterbate by Captive_raptor January 13, 2014

Streepthroat

n., v.: to perform exceptional fellatio, typically worthy of an Oscar award.
"Dude, I got the best blowjob ever in my life last night. It was a classic streepthroat."
Streepthroat by frankiefigz October 8, 2016

sleepturbation 

the important art of jacking off while sleeping
I was really tired, so I fell asleep. During my nap, my girlfriend walked in and I was sleepturbating. Boy did I hear that the rest the evening.

Sleepturbation ruins the fun of jacking off. Waking up with cum stains and no porn really fucks up my parade.

Sleepturbate

A verb.

Before you sleep you masturbate.
"It's been a while since the last time I sleepturbate 'coz I'm kinda busy lately."
Sleepturbate by WittyTaki December 26, 2017
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