sleepthroat

Putting your entire penis inside the agape mouth of a sleeping person.

"Dude, Kris was asleep on his cot and I sleepthroated him."

by LiveFatDieYoung April 14, 2014

Sleepturbating

The act of unknowingly masturbating while sleeping, often to the discomfort of your bed partner. Not usually remembered the following morning.

Lady: Sorry I couldn't help you out last night... I had a headache.

Dude: Whaddaya mean?

Lady: Oh, you don't remember? You woke me up three times last night, you were sleepturbating.

Dude: Oh, I'm sorry. I had no idea.

by emuishere December 20, 2009

sleepturbate

The act of self-pleasuring unconsciously, while sleeping or dozing. Usually with/on a pillow or blanket.

"Wow. I must be hornier than I thought. From the look of my throw pillow, I totally sleepturbated last night."

by helamonster December 16, 2013

sleepterbate

Verb: Masturbating while sleeping

Ex: I thought my son was getting into my playboys but then I realized that I just sleepterbate.

by Captive_raptor January 13, 2014

Streepthroat

n., v.: to perform exceptional fellatio, typically worthy of an Oscar award.

"Dude, I got the best blowjob ever in my life last night. It was a classic streepthroat."

by frankiefigz October 8, 2016

sleepturbation

the important art of jacking off while sleeping

I was really tired, so I fell asleep. During my nap, my girlfriend walked in and I was sleepturbating. Boy did I hear that the rest the evening.

Sleepturbation ruins the fun of jacking off. Waking up with cum stains and no porn really fucks up my parade.

by Ilovecocaine June 2, 2015

Sleepturbate

A verb.

Before you sleep you masturbate.

"It's been a while since the last time I sleepturbate 'coz I'm kinda busy lately."

by WittyTaki December 26, 2017