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sleepbooking [sleep-booking] [sleep booking] 

The act of facebooking or going on facebook while in a sleep-like state, drunk, extremely tired, or delusional.

Also a common disorder of stalkers and teenage girls who constantly change their facebook status from "single" to "its complicated" to "in a relationship" to "married" within minutes.

Can also refer to someone who is on facebook way too late at night.
"Man, I woke up this morning and I was sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking bumper stickers all day...it was great."

"Woah man...stop sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking the day before the SAT...your a retard."

"Don't you hate it when teenage girls keep sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking their relationship status all freakin' day!"
"Yes."

Sleepbot 

Sleepbot is a made up word from the mouth of Danica Leavelle.
You are a sleepbot bro
Sleepbot by anonymous July 4, 2022

Sleepbrowsing

The act of falling asleep with your hand on the mouse while surfing the web, and randomly clicking and moving it in your sleep, often ending up with something on the screen you were not looking at when you fell asleep.

To other people present, it's like seeing a puppy moving it's legs during a nap, but to the unfortunate sleeper there will be a little concern when he/she will wake up and see something unexpected on the screen, just like sleepwalkers waking up not in their beedroom.

See also RMM (Rapid Mouse Movements).
A: Hey, bro', look, mom fell asleep again at the computer.

B: Oh my god, did you see it? She clicked the mouse. Owww, how cute! She is sleepbrowsing!

A: Holy s**t she opened up a porn site!
Sleepbrowsing by keichix January 11, 2009

sleepbooking 

The act of Facebooking while sleeping, similar to sleepwalking.
Dude i'm pretty sure I was sleepbooking last night, i liked your status at 4:30 a.m.
sleepbooking by getnrealnwv May 13, 2010

Sleepbooking 

to Facebook instead of sleep even though your eyes are heavy and you will most likely fall asleep with your phone on your chest with the Facebook app open.
L:Why are you posting on fb rather than taking that nap you told me you were taking?
T:I'm sleepbooking
Sleepbooking by Misstracid September 5, 2015

Sleepboobing 

A term used by breastfeeding moms to describe their baby. The baby is latched onto the boob, but is sound asleep and only using it for comfort, which is highly annoying to mom.
She's totally done feeding, this is just sleepboobing!
Sleepboobing by Holly Stephens January 28, 2009