Sleepbrowsing

The act of falling asleep with your hand on the mouse while surfing the web, and randomly clicking and moving it in your sleep, often ending up with something on the screen you were not looking at when you fell asleep.

To other people present, it's like seeing a puppy moving it's legs during a nap, but to the unfortunate sleeper there will be a little concern when he/she will wake up and see something unexpected on the screen, just like sleepwalkers waking up not in their beedroom.

See also RMM (Rapid Mouse Movements).

A: Hey, bro', look, mom fell asleep again at the computer.

B: Oh my god, did you see it? She clicked the mouse. Owww, how cute! She is sleepbrowsing!

A: Holy s**t she opened up a porn site!

Sleepbrowsing by keichix January 11, 2009

Sleepbrewing 

The act of brewing the morning's first pot of coffee in such a bleary-eyed, near-dreamstate that you neglect to place the carafe under the brew spout, leading to a hot, wet, unholy mess that must straightaway be explained to a partner or roommate for their own safety.

"The lake of steaming hot coffee all over the kitchen floor is the result of me, yet again, starting the machine well before I was fully awake and in any condition to properly operate such complicated equipment, a.k.a., sleepbrewing. I'm going back to bed."

Sleepbrewing by Akhilleus April 24, 2023