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slizzered 

Adj. - Completely intoxicated off sizzurp. Made famous in connection with its consumption in one's ride, which may well be a G6. Could very closely precede death, but will make you feel like a rockstar right up until then.
Protective Mother - “Son, stay away from that purple drank. It killed DJ Screw!”
Unheeding Son – “Yeah ma, but at least he went out slizzered.”
slizzered by thisonesfortrinkle December 12, 2011
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Spazzergasm

An absolute freak-out, for whatever reason. May be musically induced, anger-induced, or joy induced.
She had a spazzergasm after he kissed her! (i dunno...XD)

that band is so spazzergasmic!

after he found out she cheated, he spazzergazzed so hard!
Spazzergasm by Meatmate April 13, 2009

Slizzered 

The state of being really drunk, but not quite yet fubar
I can't believe how slizzered I got last night, you should have seen it!
Slizzered by Serra November 10, 2003

spazzerfullicius 

A conversation between two people that has multiple insults, and ends with an awkward word...
Person A: "Uh this is gross"
Person B: "Your face is gross"
Person A: "your gross"
Person B: "your a.... pie"
Person A" "??"
Person C: "That was spazzerfullicius"
spazzerfullicius by Penersspazz January 29, 2009

Slozzered 

To become drunk or intoxicated with alcohol.
"I'm going to get absolutely slozzered tonight!"

"Mate, you were slozzered last night!"

"Oh my god I'm so slozzered I can't even stand up!"
Slozzered by Bam Sutler. August 31, 2011
Drunk, Hangover, over tired and sick from the body recovering from intoxication.
"Im still slizzer from the night before"
slizzer by Ryan814 September 9, 2005
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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