slaw-ri

a drunken mans way of saying "sorry"when he is drunk as hell.

george was so intoxicated lastnight, he said slaw-ri to shanaenae when she asked for a piggie ride, and he denied.

by riceandbeans69 December 14, 2009

Puerto Rican Slaw

When a man ejaculates into hairy pubes, then consumes the goopy mixture

Mason enjoys a mouthful of Puerto Rican Slaw.

by WartymeTheGreat November 8, 2021

Richard's Law

Also known as "Dick's Rule of Penis Drawing"

Given a male and a blank writing/drawing medium, as the number of things written/drawn increases, the probability of it being a penis approaches 1.

"Did you see Tom's new Ipad? The first thing he did was draw a big hairy dick!"

"Yup. That's Richard's law for you."

by brofist November 16, 2012

Riley's Law

Riley’s Law is an internet law coined by Riley Quinn of the TrashFuture podcast. It states that, "Once you post transphobia, you never post normally again."

This is in reference to a number of high-profile public figures who have entered into a downward spiral of accepting far-right conspiracy theories after publicly engaging in transphobia, such as Rita Panahi, Tulsi Gabbard, and Graham Lineham.

The entire world waits on the wings for Riley's Law to take its place on Ana Kasparian.

by EvysTruth March 27, 2023

Rice's Law

Rice's Law is the theory that anything that can go right will go right. It is the diametric opposite to Murphy's Law. Murphy's Law Fanagle's Law Sod's Law

See I told you we would finish before the deadline for Rice's Law is in full effect. Murphy's Law Fanagle's Law Sod's Law

by Bill Browne February 28, 2015

Ripley's Law

The longer an event of negative impact occurs, the higher the probability of somebody suggesting we nuke it to try and solve it.

Guy 1: Maybe we should nuke the oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico.
Guy 2: Dammit, I just got Ripley's Law'd!

by Identity4 June 3, 2010

Richard's law

"Never assume the impossible of the ambiguous"

You know, when you assume somebody meant something impossible, rather than correctly infer what they clearly meant you look like a jerk. It's Richard's law.

by mr purple nz August 24, 2023