Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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think 'slashed tires' - hence the origin of the word. slashed is the opposite of wheelz; it means having no wheelz or being overall awkward with girls (or guys!)
by purplefairy September 27, 2010
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A word to describe extreme intoxication.

The word was discovered by the American alcohol specialist Evan Nelson, who, upon consumption of massive amounts of hard liquor, accidentally combined the words sloshed and smashed to describe himself.

Usually slashed would be used to describe someone who can no long make intelligent verbal comments.
"Dude, how do you feel?"

"DUDE.... I'm so... fuuuccckkkkk.... nyah.... slashed.....!"
by Evan Nelson October 13, 2004
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Scottish term used to describe being cut with a knife or blade.
Ned: Here mate, want slashed?

Ned 2: Bolt ya rocket.
by JackoMayte May 16, 2010
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What you do to your boyfriends 1971 GTO's tires after he has cheated on you or broke up with you
Hey girl

Hey bitch , guess what i did to tyrone tires i slashed them bitches
by Savage_Tay April 13, 2020
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