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The Coolest, sexiest man alive. Also, has a large penis.
"Damn, that teo went with the 9 girls to prom, and never left the parking lot."
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Teo is a person who is usually very popular with the ladies. He is tall, young, and is occassionally finding himself being stalked. He is very popular, is good at sport, and has a very deep, masculine voice.
he's such a Teo!
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Téo is the final version of Théo, it means God without the h of La Hess.

He’s a genuine person, loveable, funny and has the purest soul of them all.
Téo loves everyone, everyone loves Téo. Many people are blessed of his love, but few are strong enough to accept it.
You know Téo ? OMG you are SO lucky !
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When a guy wants to convince a girl to do anal:
"Thought you were a TEO girl".
by bpx4 November 27, 2012
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Noun

1. Football player from Notre Dame

2. an imaginary girlfriend

Verb

1. To create an imaginary person and fool a man/woman into becoming his/her girlfriend/boyfriend.
Noun

1. linebacker at the University of Notre Dame
2. "do you have a girlfriend?" "yeah, a Te'o."

Verb:

1. Did you Te'o the guy you wanted to get revenge at?

The past tense of Te'o as a verb is Te'o'd.

Ex:

Man 1: "Dude, how's your girlfriend?"
Man 2: "It's over, bro. I just found out I got Te'o'd, by another guy.
by ENflip January 18, 2013
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