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The Coolest, sexiest man alive. Also, has a large penis.
"Damn, that teo went with the 9 girls to prom, and never left the parking lot."
by Teo January 19, 2005
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Teo is a person who is usually very popular with the ladies. He is tall, young, and is occassionally finding himself being stalked. He is very popular, is good at sport, and has a very deep, masculine voice.
he's such a Teo!
by lalalalalalalalalalaalalalalal January 16, 2011
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1. Football player from Notre Dame

2. an imaginary girlfriend


1. To create an imaginary person and fool a man/woman into becoming his/her girlfriend/boyfriend.

1. linebacker at the University of Notre Dame
2. "do you have a girlfriend?" "yeah, a Te'o."


1. Did you Te'o the guy you wanted to get revenge at?

The past tense of Te'o as a verb is Te'o'd.


Man 1: "Dude, how's your girlfriend?"
Man 2: "It's over, bro. I just found out I got Te'o'd, by another guy.
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Dude, That move was TEO! Dawg!

That was so TEO1
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