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Nonesense

Nonesense as distinguished from nonsense is when a person says something that appears at first glance to make sense, but in fact does not. Perfect nonesense is a circular sentence that creates a spinning sensation in the mind of the listener, from which the only escape is to move onwards to avoid focusing on what is actually being said.

Nonesense may be skillfully employed to give the impression that meaningful comments or thoughts are being contributed.

Used by politicians to induce slow-witted journalists with tight deadlines to quote them.

See also: weasel words
Politician: "Being a really small country, especially after the financial crisis, we saw the world is connected - all intertwined. Our problems do not just affect us locally, they affect us globally."

TV Anchor:"So there you have it folks, our problems affect us globally....back with more news later on."

TV Viewer:"What did he say?"
TV Viewer 2: "Um....seems like nonesense."
by Jurgen222 February 16, 2010
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Total confunction nonsense

When a scenario is complete nonsensical in every way
Kids always wanna ditch school instead of getting an education. That's total confunction nonsense
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nonsense

something that has or makes no sense
An example of nonsense:

Things are a lot more like they used to be than they are now.
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general nonsense

A beautiful topic on quizup consisting of half edgy and annoying people and nice peeps.

Fandom people are here often too.
Wh, yee, and oh are used often.

GN is the abbreviation.
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Nonsensiopian

Someone or something that is completely crazy and weird and wonderful all of the time.

Another word for spifflish
She’s not normal - she’s nonsensiopian!
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nonsensical

Not making sense. Completely illogical and insane.
Choosing to get addicted to heroin was most definately nonsensical.
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bother this nonsense

I took my frustrations out on a nearby hobo, before saying, bother this nonsense, im doing something else.
by Carlypooooooooo September 10, 2007
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