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slappywag

It can mean lots of things like... a penis, a jerk, a stupid person, or a common explative. It is a word invented by Peter Griffin
More beer you slappywag

Hold on to your slappywag!

Wad up you slappywag
by Nastynate August 3, 2004
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Slappywag

1.) A term used to express anything you like: Invented by Peter Griffin of Family Guy fame.
2.) One half of the popular alias held by famoust explorer Adam Haxell: Because of his immmense fame, Adam had to create an alter-ego in order to avoid detection from the world's media. The name he arrived at... Fransisco Slappywag
1.) "More beer please, you slappwag."
2.) "Excuse me can I get a room? The name? Fransisco Slappywag."
by Jack Caulfield December 25, 2004
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slappage

Slappage is the amount by which your balls urgently slap against the arse of the female you're banging.
example 1:
Stud thinking: "I need to give it more slappage, a lot more come on ya bitch get screamin"

example 2: man and wife in bed
Woman : "Oh for gods sake Derek give it some fuckin arsehole slappage will you, come on swing them bollocks like a pair of demolition balls"
by fahuck muhommad March 5, 2008
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slappybag

When a guy cant stop mastubating, or having homosexual sex.
Lenny cant control his slappybag.
by vivians_hot December 17, 2006
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slappycake

A slpppycake occurs when you blow your load in your hand then slap your partner in the face.
I knew she was about to reach orgasm, as was I. She was so turned on, I pulled out, shot my wad in my hand, and gave her a slappycake. She came immediately...
by RoadKing August 15, 2006
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slappywock

a)one whom misuses an insult.

b) a noob

c) jon

d) your mom.
a: yes my dear friend, you are a hermaphrodite and always have been. and thankfully, i did not have to google like my poor sister. skiing any time soon?

b:and if you live together why are you asking on facebook if you'll be skiing soon? couldn't you walk the 10 feet to ask her in person?

c: why do you know what she is asking? creeper.

b: um... rain its called reading the comments... i dont believe thats being a creeper.

that makes you a slappywock for misusing the insult.

congratulations on being a slappywock.
by rain777 December 16, 2008
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slappyjackle

A sexual act in which the flab of the under arm 'slaps' the scrotum of another person back and forth.
Person one: "Dude, how was that chick last night?

Persona two: "She gave me a slappyjackle in the toilet cubical, it felt amazing..."
by Happy Jackle December 3, 2013
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