2 definitions by Doin' the Bernie

1. The act of blowing steam (a fart) unexpectedly out of your rectum into your own hand while wiping your ass.

2. Taking your friends hand while he his passed out and farting into it then placing it back over his mouth.
Dude 1- Pretty epic that we gave Jerry a steam cup last night.

Dude 2- I wonder if he can still taste it this morning...
by Doin' the Bernie November 22, 2011
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Placing lube on a door knob then shoving it up another persons anus while receiving a reach around from the other participant. During the process the the other member should be knocking on something made of wood. (i.e. a door, table, chair, etc...)
Fred and Barney came home from the Blue Oyster and Barney gave Fred a sloppy knock wagon.
by Doin' the Bernie November 16, 2011
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