The Slap Bag is a bike handlebar mounted bag that open and closes with just one hand. It has a front edge much like a slap bracelet that can open and then close with one hand. It is designed to carry your cell phone, keys, wallet/money, a camera, food/bars/gu, first aid kit/bandaids, kids toys or anything you find that you want to take on your next adventure. It also mounts to strollers, scooters, boats, strider bikes, kids bikes, cruiser bikes, fixie bikes, fat bikes, mountain bikes and likley many other things we haven't yet discovered.
I use The Slap Bag on all my bike adventures to carry my cell phone, keys and some food for my ride.
by TheSlapBag June 6, 2016
Basically, a bag of wine(has to be cheap, franzia acceptable) talks some shit to you. Being a person of class, you don't appreciate the aforementioned shit talk, so you beat the fuck out of the bag by punch. Upon punch you undo the nozzle and suck the life juice out of the bag until you can not take any more. Then you boot. (see def. of boot)
by Heads McNuggz December 14, 2007
Slapping bag refers to the act of sexual intercourse with an attractive female counterpart. The term comes from the act of ones ballsack (the bag) slapping against the female partners ass during rough sex.
Bro1: Yo did you slap some some bag last night?
Bro2: Yeah dude I was slapping bag with that hottie all night.
Bro1: Niceeeee.
Bro2: Yeah dude I was slapping bag with that hottie all night.
Bro1: Niceeeee.
by Gazman1 January 25, 2017
The Slap Bag is a bike handlebar mounted bag that open and closes with just one hand. It has a front edge much like a slap bracelet that can open and then close with one hand. It is designed to carry your cell phone, keys, wallet/money, a camera, food/bars/gu, first aid kit/bandaids, kids toys or anything you find that you want to take on your next adventure. It also mounts to strollers, scooters, boats, strider bikes, kids bikes, cruiser bikes, fixie bikes, fat bikes, mountain bikes and likley many other things we haven't yet discovered.
I use The Slap Bag on all my bike adventures to carry my cell phone, keys and some food for my ride.
by TheSlapBag June 6, 2016
A Slapping Bag is a sleeping bag that you and your girl can fit inside comfortably and still have room to play around.
by The Great Dunnski December 29, 2010
JP, "Joanie is coming over tonight."
Friend, "How big are those SLAP BAGS?!?!?!?"
JP, "Double D's!!!!"
Friend, "sand-dollar nips?"
JP, "Nope!"
Friend, "I'm so jealous."
Friend, "How big are those SLAP BAGS?!?!?!?"
JP, "Double D's!!!!"
Friend, "sand-dollar nips?"
JP, "Nope!"
Friend, "I'm so jealous."
by Slipinsider September 4, 2010
Removing the Bag of wine inside the box of wine and then passing it around, partaking of its sweet nectar as you simultaneously hold, pour, and slap the bag of wine.
by Nate Beal October 24, 2005