The Slap Bag is a bike handlebar mounted bag that open and closes with just one hand. It has a front edge much like a slap bracelet that can open and then close with one hand. It is designed to carry your cell phone, keys, wallet/money, a camera, food/bars/gu, first aid kit/bandaids, kids toys or anything you find that you want to take on your next adventure. It also mounts to strollers, scooters, boats, strider bikes, kids bikes, cruiser bikes, fixie bikes, fat bikes, mountain bikes and likley many other things we haven't yet discovered.
I use The Slap Bag on all my bike adventures to carry my cell phone, keys and some food for my ride.
by TheSlapBag June 6, 2016
Get the slap bag mug.Basically, a bag of wine(has to be cheap, franzia acceptable) talks some shit to you. Being a person of class, you don't appreciate the aforementioned shit talk, so you beat the fuck out of the bag by punch. Upon punch you undo the nozzle and suck the life juice out of the bag until you can not take any more. Then you boot. (see def. of boot)
by Heads McNuggz January 5, 2008
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The Slap Bag is a bike handlebar mounted bag that open and closes with just one hand. It has a front edge much like a slap bracelet that can open and then close with one hand. It is designed to carry your cell phone, keys, wallet/money, a camera, food/bars/gu, first aid kit/bandaids, kids toys or anything you find that you want to take on your next adventure. It also mounts to strollers, scooters, boats, strider bikes, kids bikes, cruiser bikes, fixie bikes, fat bikes, mountain bikes and likley many other things we haven't yet discovered.
I use The Slap Bag on all my bike adventures to carry my cell phone, keys and some food for my ride.
by TheSlapBag June 6, 2016
Get the The Slap Bag mug.Removing the Bag of wine inside the box of wine and then passing it around, partaking of its sweet nectar as you simultaneously hold, pour, and slap the bag of wine.
by Nate Beal October 24, 2005
Get the Slap the Bag mug.When three dudes are banging one chick at the same time and their ball sacks are smacking against her chin, her ass and the vagina/taint all in rhythmic harmony. Smack, smack, smack.
What’s that smacking sound coming from your roommate’s room? Oh he and his two Bros are doing the three bag slap on the chick next door. Sweet!
by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2017
Get the The Three Bag Slap mug.A symbolic gesture of slapping a bag of wine before proceeding to take a pull directly from the nozzle. Usually done in attempt of asking the hangover gods for protection the next morning.
by slappy franzia January 6, 2014
Get the slap the bag mug.Alternate version of the Slap the Bag game, with the following rules:
- one of the players starts the game holding the bag
- other players call out a name and slap the bag; the called player must drink
- the called player cannot be the player holding the bag; the bag holder is immune while holding the bag
- if the caller misses the bag or is blocked from slapping the bag, they must drink instead
- the player who drinks becomes the holder
- one of the players starts the game holding the bag
- other players call out a name and slap the bag; the called player must drink
- the called player cannot be the player holding the bag; the bag holder is immune while holding the bag
- if the caller misses the bag or is blocked from slapping the bag, they must drink instead
- the player who drinks becomes the holder
by 826bagslapper April 26, 2014
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