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The Slap Bag is a bike handlebar mounted bag that open and closes with just one hand. It has a front edge much like a slap bracelet that can open and then close with one hand. It is designed to carry your cell phone, keys, wallet/money, a camera, food/bars/gu, first aid kit/bandaids, kids toys or anything you find that you want to take on your next adventure. It also mounts to strollers, scooters, boats, strider bikes, kids bikes, cruiser bikes, fixie bikes, fat bikes, mountain bikes and likley many other things we haven't yet discovered.
I use The Slap Bag on all my bike adventures to carry my cell phone, keys and some food for my ride.
by TheSlapBag June 06, 2016
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Basically, a bag of wine(has to be cheap, franzia acceptable) talks some shit to you. Being a person of class, you don't appreciate the aforementioned shit talk, so you beat the fuck out of the bag by punch. Upon punch you undo the nozzle and suck the life juice out of the bag until you can not take any more. Then you boot. (see def. of boot)
Dude.. I can't play slap bag, I have to be awake at some point next week. ...."SLLAAPP BAGGG"
by Heads McNuggz December 13, 2007
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n. A variation to common drinking game involving boxed wine. Someone holds the bag while the drinker chugs as much wine as possible. Sometimes a countdown is involved (and therefore a competition for most time on the bag). The slap occurs AFTER the drinker is done drinking. The bag is formally passed on to the next drinker.
"A Corp party is not a party without a little Franzia and some slapbag."
by Corpie for Life January 21, 2008
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n. A drinking game using boxed wine. The bag is removed from the box and held by one person while the drinker slaps it as hard as they can before they drink. Most often associated with Franzia boxed wine.
"Dude, the party was weak until somebody busted out the Franzia. We played slapbag all night."
by Franzia Slapbag November 20, 2006
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A nice pair of tits that are big enough to slap around.
JP, "Joanie is coming over tonight."
Friend, "How big are those SLAP BAGS?!?!?!?"
JP, "Double D's!!!!"
Friend, "sand-dollar nips?"
JP, "Nope!"
Friend, "I'm so jealous."
by Slipinsider September 04, 2010
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