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slant-eye 

n. Offensive Slang. slant-eyes, slant
Used as a disparaging term for a person of East Asian birth or descent, as their eyes are said to resemble slanted lines when closed.

see also:
slant eyes
slant eyed chink
slant
gook
gooner
zipperhead
From an intense-training.com forum post:
My girlfriend's father calls me "round eye" all the time. So one day I asked my girlfriend if I could call her dad a "slant eye". She got so pissed. I dont get it.

From an ogrish.com forum post:
You stupid coon (thanks xxxxx, haven't heard that in a long time) I certainly would rather be one of those yellow slant eyes then a nigger like you,, at least those slant eyes are industrious, intelligent and have damn great jobs. Hmmm, it must really suck to be a nigger,, the only ambition you crack headed fucks have is to go out and whore for your next rock. No wait, shit no, fuck that,, I would rather be a slant eye with downs syndrome then be a nigger like you,, still be smarter and better looking. Since I am white though that makes me three times better then a nigger like you, a slant eye is only twice as good.
slant-eye by pablo_m123 August 24, 2005

slant eye 

Slant eye or epicanthic fold or epicanthal fold or epicanthus is a skin fold of the upper eyelid, covering the inner corner of the eye.

European ethnic groups that tend to have epicanthus relatively frequently are Scandinavians, Poles, Germans, the Irish and British.

Note: funny in its irony that whiteys make slant eye an Asian trait when Europeans have it too.
Student: "Why do they call slant eye an Asian eye trait when white people have it too like Scandinavians, Germans, British, Irish?"

Master: "Because they are too stupid and ignorant, literally. They don't know when they're insulting themselves. An educated person would know Europeans have slant eye too."
slant eye by Fat Pink American October 4, 2012

slant eye 

those slant eye fucks are taking over midtown!
slant eye by groupie#1 September 26, 2006

Slant eye 

A typical Asian or Ruso-Asian person with slanted eyes.
Look at those slant eye zipperheads over there.
Slant eye by MikelAsorra August 3, 2023

slanty eye

Slanty eye or epicanthic fold or epicanthal fold or epicanthus is a skin fold of the upper eyelid, covering the inner corner of the eye.

European ethnic groups that tend to have epicanthus relatively frequently are Scandinavians, Poles, Germans, the Irish and British.

Note: funny in its irony that whiteys make slanty eye an Asian trait when Europeans have it too.
Student: "Why do they call slanty eye an Asian eye trait when white people have it too like Scandinavians, Germans, British, Irish?"

Master: "Because they are too stupid and ignorant, literally. They don't know when they're insulting themselves. An educated person would know Europeans have slanty eye too."
slanty eye by Fat Pink American October 4, 2012

slant eyed chink 

something only a racist son of a bitch would call an asian person.
Hey, look at that slant eyed chink. She's as flat as my back.
slant eyed chink by I forget March 2, 2005

Slant-eyes 

zipper head
Slant-eyes by chuck u. farley May 12, 2003
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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