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Door Slamming 

The act of leaving a group chat for dramatic purposes. Often done for comedic effect, to make a point, or in a fit of riteous indignation. Generally done with the assumption that you will be reinvited to said chat. When Door slamming backfires, and you are not reinvited to the group chat, See: Doorslammed
Sometimes, when shit gets ridiculous on messanger, you just need a good doorslam.

Door Slamming, when done properly, can be hilarious.
Door Slamming by Jeffy Douglass August 26, 2017

door slamming 

Visit your local cemetary, dig up a fresh corpse and take it to the neerest doorway. Place the fresh corpse in the doorway and ask someone to continuesly slam the door to provoque a thrusting movement as you place yourself inside the body . Do this until desired pleasure is reached.
Billy: Can you come door slamming tonight?
Bobby: Only if I get a turn.
door slamming by MW4L April 11, 2008

post-door-slamming wince 

Refers to da "scrunched-eyelids and bared-teeth" expression of shocked remorse dat you assume after you walk through da door into a fairly-quiet room where others are present, and then accidentally cause/allow said door to close more forcefully/noisily than necessary. Extra points if you also "stop dead in your tracks" when exhibiting said agonized facial-contortions, since it shows da nearby startled fellow-humans dat you are indeed caringly-regretful enough for having caused said thunderous thud dat you are willing to totally "halt operations" for a moment to show everyone in no uncertain terms dat said loud noice was defintiely "not on your flight-plan".
Displaying da post-door-slamming wince might be less expected of you during da winter months (especially if da noise you made was only mildly-to-moderately excessive), since presumably most folks would actually **prefer** dat you close a door more quickly/firmly than usual on colder days; people always appreciate your doing a "quick slither-though and yank da door shut behind you" maneuver when entering a room from da chilly outdoors, in order to conserve hard-won heat dat said room's present occupants have had to gradually create over da past hours by either keeping a blazing/roaring fire going or burning lots of costly heating-oil.
post-door-slamming wince by QuacksO December 24, 2019

Slamming my dick in the door 

A phrase used when a futile argument is had between a man and a woman with the man being correct but the woman being to stubborn to admit it.
"Yeah last night we fought about the moon landing and i was just slamming my dick in the door for about and hour"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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