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slapbath 

a bath for slapping in (aka beating your meat i the bath?)
I had a long slapbath last night whilst to help me relax.
slapbath by solver1223 December 11, 2021
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The act of bitch slapping the shit out of people simply because you've had enough of their shit
Some kids annoyed the fuck out of Max, so he started a Slapathon.
Slapathon by Dragonman17 June 28, 2010

Slapathetic 

A description of one's face that looks so pathetic; people would just want to slap his/her face for nothing.
Ryan's face is so slapathetic, that his mother suggested that he wear a mask to school.
Slapathetic by oraco January 7, 2004

Slabathon 

Consumption of a slab of canned beer in a timely manner
He's in a Slabathon at the weekend
Slabathon by Joniri November 5, 2015

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026