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Skyving:

1. To scrape or slice off the inside surface of a piece of leather to reduce it's thickness.

2. To intentionally avoid work or a regular obligation, usually by lying, conniving, or deception. To lay around being lazy or wandering aimlessly.
Sleeping or indulging in personal interests, pleasures, or vices while neglecting prior responsibilities.

3. To remove very thin slices from a piece of material.
"I felt like skyving off school today so I could watch the football game"

"She was robbed on the street by a skyving bum."
by The Mott SF January 20, 2005
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Skyving

Male scissoring that entales two men rubbing ball sacks together.
Skyve me Xerxes.

O were skyving.
by Rooster cock August 6, 2009
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Skyving

To intentionally not go to school, and just stay in bed, alone. Sounds fun.
Friend 1: yo mate, where is Dom?
Friend 2: ahh, the cunt’s Skyving
by Beanermuncher October 25, 2019
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Scuba Skyving

When a person intentionally misses a regular obligation (such as work or school) and lies about his/her whereabouts. The term scuba refers to the fact that the person will have been in a warm climate where scuba diving is possible (e.g. the Caribbean).
Person 1: Hey, where's Bob he hasn't been in to the office for quite some time.
Person 2: Well, he texted me yesterday saying that he was sick but personally I think that he's Scuba Skyving
by v0306? March 17, 2009
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Skyking

Also known as Richard “Deebo” Russell, an ex-SeaTac airline employee who stole a commericial airliner. He spent the subsequent two hours flying around the Puget Sound, admiring the surrounding mountains, buzzing parties, and even performed a full barrel roll (a feat that pilots say is impossible). Even had two Air Force fighter jets chasing him. He later told authorities over the radio that he did not want to harm anyone and that he would like to apologize to his family before nose diving the aircraft into the desolate Ketron Island, killing himself.
Do you remember hearing about the plane that was doing stunts over Seattle?

Yes, it was the Skyking. Rest In Peace bro, fly on with the angels.
by Woolyz August 15, 2018
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skyting

Bragging, talking boastfully
Stop skyting about your car
by PrincessButtermug November 17, 2011
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Dirty Skyping

The act of stripping for someone via the webcam program skype.
I walked in the room and saw my roommate naked in front of her computer. She must've been dirty skyping.
by mkins January 27, 2010
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